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‘Church of Lyintology’: Conservatives JOYOUSLY mock Hillary’s newfound ‘religion’ on #HillaryChurches

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Hillary Clinton has decided to let the world know that she’s religious. Guess the whole sweet granny wandering in the woods motif backfired, so she’s trying this new thing where she might be a pastor. No, we’re not making that up. Pastor Hillary … don’t look at us, we just work here. Luckily Conservative Twitter helped a little with the nightmares of envisioning Hillary in charge of a church of any sort with the hashtag, #HillaryChurches. Here are some of the best: …

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Bill Clinton hides among the Bushes, channels Sean Spicer

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Former President Bill Clinton has officially embraced the dad joke phase of his life. Clinton attended the George W. Bush Presidential Library and Museum in Dallas, Texas, on Thursday to celebrate this year’s graduating class from the Presidential Leadership Scholars program. While there, he took a moment to to hide among the Bushes, like our good friend in the current White House, press secretary Sean Spicer. SEE ALSO: Hillary Clinton’s sad, unused election night party confetti …

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Joe Biden tells New Hampshire Dems, ‘Guys, I’m not running’

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… speculation. However, the vice president ultimately opted not to run, clearing the way for Hillary Clinton to secure the Democratic nomination before losing to Republican Donald Trump in the general election. Biden recently told students at Colgate University that he believed he could have won the 2016 presidential election had he run but didn’t believe he was ready so soon after his son Beau’s 2015 death from cancer. He said he regrets not having been president. The Associated Press …

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The 6 best celebrity feuds of a very petty year

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… wouldn’t go away. Grumpy guts Piers Morgan declared the death of feminism. Chlo Grace Moretz invoked the wrath of the Kardashians. Demi Lovato, Miley Cyrus and Emily Ratajkowski were on #TeamKim, applauding her ownership of her own sexuality and taking topless selfies in solidarity. Later in the year, the chicken that Midler named after Kardashian died of a yeast infection. RIP, Kim Kardashian. Moretz made peace with the situation thanks to some sage advice from Hillary Clinton. Which …

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White House press secretary says Putin had direct role in hacking US election

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… cyber-attacks that boosted him and damaged his rival, Hillary Clinton. But asked directly if the White House believes that Russia successfully rigged the US presidential election, a unanimous statement from all 17 intelligence agencies, issued in October, that found only Russias senior-most officials could have authorized these activities. The press secretary said that in his personal view, that sentence was not intended to be subtle, adding that it was pretty obvious that they were referring to …

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Jackie finally puts first ladies front and center on the big screen

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Pablo Larrans film challenges how presidents wives are perceived in the American public imagination as supporting roles to their male counterparts Powered by Natalie Portmans Sally Field in Lincoln, though she has a harder time escaping her onscreen husbands imposing shadow even the scenes of marital dispute in Tony Kushners densely woven script find Day-Lewiss noble leader wrestling with his own dueling philosophies while his wife objects in the background. That seems deliberate and …

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A Father’s Promise To His Unborn Daughter

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… are moments in your life when youll feel the need to take a stand. You know youll get funny looks. You know people will doubt you. You know youll be bullied online and off. You know youll struggle internally with your life decisions, loose sleep, and eat way too much pizza. But youll do it anyways. Youll do it because you know its right. For your dad, this was one of those moments. Joining the Hillary Clinton campaign last summer and fighting for over 500 days for a candidate and a cause until …

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‘We know what it is to bury a child’ the black mothers turning mourning into a movement

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Parents of Trayvon Martin, Sandra Bland, Eric Garner, Amadou Diallo and Sean Bell have been united by the deaths of their children. Here, they speak of their loss, the fight for black lives and their fears for Trumps America Since Mothers of the Movement parents of some of the most high-profile black victims of police violence in America each found themselves raising and losing children in a system stacked against them. But this is a time when black women are no longer just faces co-opted for …

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The NFL Was a Sure Thing for TV Networks. Until Now

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… its that theyre watching for shorter periods of time. He added that he didnt believe there was any single variable driving people to distraction. There are a lot of factors to be considered. We dont make excuses, he said. Then he made a couple. He pointed out that two nationally televised NFL games had gone head-to-head with debates between Trump and Hillary Clinton. Just a few weeks earlier, NFL executives had offered a similar theory in an internal memo, attributing the drop in ratings to …

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While You Were Offline: Grab Your Muskets for David S. Pumpkins!

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… over the past seven days of world wide webbery. And They Whirl And They Twirl And They Tango What Happened: One Donald Trump supporter tweeted out his plans for the day after the election should Hillary Clinton win. You won’t believe what happened next! Where It Blew Up: Twitter, media reports What Really Happened: You can’t deny it: passions are certainly running high as this year’s U.S. Presidential election careens towards its climax, with supporters of both Hillary Clinton …

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