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8 petty laws inspired by Honolulu’s attempted ban on cellphone walking

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… the fresh hell, Hawaii? According to CNN, Brandon Elefante, the Honolulu city councilman who introduced the bill, got this idea from high school students, so you know it’s gotta be brilliant. “These high school groups were concerned for their peers being distracted while crossing the streets and looking at their phones instead of looking both ways,” Elefante said. “The advancement of technology can sometimes be a distraction and cause people to not pay attention.” …

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MashReads Podcast: ‘The Idiot’ is one of the best books you’ll read all year

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… wasn’t particularly interested in high school math acquisition, but nobody ever said we were put on this earth for our own entertainment”) or Selin watching a crush dig through his pockets (“An amazing sight, someone youre infatuated with trying to fish something out of a jeans pocket”), Batuman writes of Selin’s adventures with a bluntness and dryness that’s witty, so mundane that it’s surreal, and yet, instantly relatable in a way that will make …

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Janeane Garofalo is a tiny thing, but the air around her crackles

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… I havent dedicated much brain space to her. Last week, I went to see her in theBroadway revival of Scott McPhersons family drama-comedy Romy And Micheles high school Reunion immediately.) I thought about all Garofalos combined experience on screen and stage, and smiled at how lucky I am to have seen her in the flesh. It was a smug smile, yes. Read more: https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/jul/15/janeane-garofalo-film-theatre-marvins-room-bim-adewunmi …

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10+ Funny White Lies Parents Tell Their Kids

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Using “alternative facts” as a parenting device, however, can occasionally misfire. If your young detective catches you in a lie, you’re in hot water. “Kids globalize and say, ‘My parent is a liar. Are they also lying about loving me?’” Canadian parenting expert Alyson Schafer told The Washington Post in 2015. On the importance of owning up to it, and making up for it, though, she added that “making a mistake gracefully is a really important …

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Which Buffy Character You Are, Based On Your Zodiac Sign

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… Buffy quote: “Sorry. I was in the moment. Daniella Urdinlaiz LIBRA: WILLOW (September 23rd to October 22nd) Hey youre the quintessential best friend, confidante, witch. Wait, come again?Libras are all about balance. You need complete harmony in your life. And we dont mean that Harmony, the pom-pom wagging snob from high school. Harmony as in being a straight-A student by day and professional HWIC (Head Witch In Charge) at night. Youre passionate about justice and doing the right thing. …

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14 Mixed Messages All ’80s Kids Got From Cartoons

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… perfectly suited for the ’80s, the decade of excess. The show featured rich spoiled teenagers that in between attending high school, spent all their time living a Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous wet dream. Of course the show’s true star was Bianca Dupree, who was the series’ resident villain who used her money to scheme against her friends and be cruel to her chauffeur Wilshire. 13. It’s fine to keep secrets from adults. …

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I tried to join an Instagram pod and it was like something out of ‘Mean Girls’

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Image: vicky leta/ mashable When I left high school in 2006, I thought I’d kissed goodbye to the days of not being one of the cool kids. But, 11 years on, I’m back to feeling like the class loser. And it’s all thanks to Instagram “pods”. An Insta pod is a secret group of bloggers who join forces in group messages in order to like and comment on each others posts and gain more engagement on Instagram. It’s been compared to “a family of dolphins who live …

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6 adulting lessons that I did not learn from Kenan & Kel

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… Iranian Revolution took hold of the U.S. embassy in Tehran. As far as I know, the Iran Hostage Crisis has no place in the Kenan & Kel canon. Kel would often cause a ruckus at Kenan’s part time job at Rigby’s. Though amusing, it afforded us nothing useful in our adult lives. Image: nickelodeon 6. What to do in the event that youve been wrongly accused of regicide. You may at some point in your life feel compelled to travel to Nepal with your old high school friend Andy for a …

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High School Senior Has To Skip Prom, Then Cop Calls House To Speak With His Mother

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high school senior Darius Ellis was dealing with a disappointing problem. His senior prom was coming up fast, but he didn’t have the means to get to the venue in Orlando, Florida. Then one conversation and some quick thinking changed everything. Darius had been chatting with a police officer named Dagon Leach here and there;they quickly formed a bond overtheir love of vehicles. In the video below, posted on March 16, 2017, Dagon explains, “Come to find out, we’re both into …

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How modern witches are surviving, thriving and resisting online

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… of controversial executive orders that have rocked the globe.) Still, for these internet-savvy witches, one little spell designed to stop someone from doing harm is just the beginning of their plans for political change. Anyone who watched The Craft in the ’90s will be familiar with the concept of a binding spell you probably attempted one in high school after trying to make a friend levitate with light as a feather, stiff as a board. Ideally, the spell to bind Trump would have caused a …

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