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Huge Twitter Thread Proves The Perfect ‘Friends’ Couple Was Rachel & Joey, Not Rachel & Ross

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… purely as anything other than a romantic interest, developing a crush on her when he first meets her in high school. Because of this difference, Joey actually has a fun and supportive relationship with Rachel, whereas Ross sets out to sabotage any otherrelationship she pursues when she’s not with him. 6/ ARGUMENT #1: Ross Never Saw Rachel As a Friend, But Joey Did. kaneandgriffin (@kaneandgriffin) August 8, 2017 19/ He had a crush on her in high school, so he “claimed” …

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23 things non-English-speaking immigrants gave us that we totally don’t need. Not at all.

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… of English and had never flown before coming to pitch for the Yankees in 1990. Photo by Jeff Carlick/Getty Images. 14. No one, that’s who. Nor should anyone care about 608 gloriously struck home runs. Albert Pujols moved to the U.S. from the Dominican Republic when he was 16 and learned English in high school. Photo by Stephen Dunn/Getty Images. 15. Come to think of it, the accomplishments of, like, 30% of all baseball players and the countless hours of bonding opportunities for …

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8 petty laws inspired by Honolulu’s attempted ban on cellphone walking

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… the fresh hell, Hawaii? According to CNN, Brandon Elefante, the Honolulu city councilman who introduced the bill, got this idea from high school students, so you know it’s gotta be brilliant. “These high school groups were concerned for their peers being distracted while crossing the streets and looking at their phones instead of looking both ways,” Elefante said. “The advancement of technology can sometimes be a distraction and cause people to not pay attention.” …

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MashReads Podcast: ‘The Idiot’ is one of the best books you’ll read all year

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… wasn’t particularly interested in high school math acquisition, but nobody ever said we were put on this earth for our own entertainment”) or Selin watching a crush dig through his pockets (“An amazing sight, someone youre infatuated with trying to fish something out of a jeans pocket”), Batuman writes of Selin’s adventures with a bluntness and dryness that’s witty, so mundane that it’s surreal, and yet, instantly relatable in a way that will make …

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Janeane Garofalo is a tiny thing, but the air around her crackles

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… I havent dedicated much brain space to her. Last week, I went to see her in theBroadway revival of Scott McPhersons family drama-comedy Romy And Micheles high school Reunion immediately.) I thought about all Garofalos combined experience on screen and stage, and smiled at how lucky I am to have seen her in the flesh. It was a smug smile, yes. Read more: https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/jul/15/janeane-garofalo-film-theatre-marvins-room-bim-adewunmi …

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10+ Funny White Lies Parents Tell Their Kids

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Using “alternative facts” as a parenting device, however, can occasionally misfire. If your young detective catches you in a lie, you’re in hot water. “Kids globalize and say, ‘My parent is a liar. Are they also lying about loving me?’” Canadian parenting expert Alyson Schafer told The Washington Post in 2015. On the importance of owning up to it, and making up for it, though, she added that “making a mistake gracefully is a really important …

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Which Buffy Character You Are, Based On Your Zodiac Sign

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… Buffy quote: “Sorry. I was in the moment. Daniella Urdinlaiz LIBRA: WILLOW (September 23rd to October 22nd) Hey youre the quintessential best friend, confidante, witch. Wait, come again?Libras are all about balance. You need complete harmony in your life. And we dont mean that Harmony, the pom-pom wagging snob from high school. Harmony as in being a straight-A student by day and professional HWIC (Head Witch In Charge) at night. Youre passionate about justice and doing the right thing. …

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14 Mixed Messages All ’80s Kids Got From Cartoons

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… perfectly suited for the ’80s, the decade of excess. The show featured rich spoiled teenagers that in between attending high school, spent all their time living a Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous wet dream. Of course the show’s true star was Bianca Dupree, who was the series’ resident villain who used her money to scheme against her friends and be cruel to her chauffeur Wilshire. 13. It’s fine to keep secrets from adults. …

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I tried to join an Instagram pod and it was like something out of ‘Mean Girls’

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Image: vicky leta/ mashable When I left high school in 2006, I thought I’d kissed goodbye to the days of not being one of the cool kids. But, 11 years on, I’m back to feeling like the class loser. And it’s all thanks to Instagram “pods”. An Insta pod is a secret group of bloggers who join forces in group messages in order to like and comment on each others posts and gain more engagement on Instagram. It’s been compared to “a family of dolphins who live …

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