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A Veteran’s Service Dog Was Stolen From His Yard By A Friend, But Now She’s Home!

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Many veterans of the Iraq War returned Stateside with PTSD associated with the violence they had to witness while they fought for our country. War veteran Francisco Torres coped with his own PTSD with help from his German shepherd companion, TJ. This pup was gifted to Torres after the war and has since grown to be a part of the family. Torres and his wife, Angela, were shocked to discover one morning that TJ had gone missing overnight. While watching surveillance footage from their …

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Scammers Are Constructing Fake People to Get Real Credit Cards

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… handwritten ledgers listing names alongside purported 143 million U.S. consumers. That could be a big help to traditional identity thieves, and, if they’re able to blend the stolen information into new identities to open credit lines, to synthetic thieves, too. Barely on the radar a half decade ago, the technique may already account for as much as 20 percent of credit card loans that go bad, according to Auriemma Consulting Group. Synthetic identity theft probably cost banks at least $6 …

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In Chat Rooms, Unite the Right Organizers Planned to Obscure Their Racism

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… was a theme throughout the chats—and has continued since then as well. In a post about a June event in Charlottesville, lead Unite the Right organizer Jason Kessler urged people to “help bait antifa into attacking the Proud Boys,” a group that’s been called the “alt-right Fight Club.” That was clearly the intent of last weekend’s right-wing protests in the San Francisco Bay Area, where organizers disavowed white supremacy, but reveled in inciting …

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LCD Soundsystems James Murphy: I was a joke. My wife said I was going to die

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… do. I play festivals. We are not an embarrassment but you cant help noticing that the subject of age keeps cropping up in American Dreams lyrics: This is whats happening and its freaking you out, he barks at one point, Ive heard it it sounds like the 90s. At Madison Square Garden in 2011. Photograph: Theo Wargo/WireImage For NY Post Well, its not going to become less of a theme because Im not going to miraculously somehow get younger, and the world is not going to fetishise youth …

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These Elephants In India Get Their Own Spa Day Every Year. I’m Legit Jealous.

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… in this area of the country have been endangered since 1986, their population declining over 50% over the last three generations. Daily Mail As the state animal, it’s clear that they take their care for the big guys very seriously. Daily Mail There are over 700 elephants owned by temples and individuals throughout Kerala. Daily Mail Aside from the religious importance, a few of the country’s elephants are used to help work …

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Huge Twitter Thread Proves The Perfect ‘Friends’ Couple Was Rachel & Joey, Not Rachel & Ross

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… having a relationship with her answering machine.” kaneandgriffin (@kaneandgriffin) August 8, 2017 48/ Hey does anyone remember who gives Rachel her first big break to get out of Central Perk and into the fashion industry? JOEY DID kaneandgriffin (@kaneandgriffin) August 8, 2017 49/ Joey knows what it feels like to be grasping for your big break. But name ONE THING Ross ever did to unselfishly help Rachel’s career. kaneandgriffin (@kaneandgriffin) August 8, 2017 And …

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Houston Couple Calls Fast Food Chain To Order Breakfast Burritos & Rescue Boat & They Deliver!

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… grilled chicken burritos with extra and a boat.” Grandparents in Texas rescued from floodwaters: https://t.co/j7xz86AtFH pic.twitter.com/Jj8dKhefTt — Good Morning America (@GMA) August 30, 2017 Jeffrey Urban, the chain’s manager, also spilled to HLN on Thursday: “He was saying he was trying to reach out to people, and he couldn’t get any response from 911. So he called Chick-fil-A to see if we could help him out. And it was such a blessing that, in that exact …

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Would you kill my mother for me?: a dark case of abuse and revenge

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… they needed all the help they could get, but they got through it without complaining. They had Jesus on their side. Dee Dee and Gypsy appeared on local TV news shows, the perfect feelgood story for the community. Dee Dee talked about how grateful she was for the hospital treating Gypsy, and that she would be lost without them. Nonetheless, Dee Dee was sure to leverage her daughters sick condition to enjoy the maximum amount of kindness from strangers. When she was seven, Gypsy was crowned queen …

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7 Affordable, Modern Alternatives For When You Finally Get Sick Of IKEA

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Like any good 20-something, I love IKEA with every fiber of my being. There’s something refreshing about wandering around in a housewares store where things don’t cost all of the dollars. That being said, it gets a little exhausting to know that your furniture is also everyone else’s furniture. Aside from that, IKEA has the affordable, modern decor game on lock…or does it? As it turns out, there are some great alternatives that can help you decorate your …

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Here Are The 13 Most Adorable Criminals You’ll Ever See.

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… ready for seconds. 9. Identity theft. 10. “You talkin’ to me?” 11. Going above and beyond the call of doody. 12. Crimes against the elderly. 13. Rudely taking phone calls at breakfast. 14. So obscene. (via: BuzzFeed.) Hopefully with the help of rehabilitation, they can become upstanding individuals by the time they learn to stand. Share these adorable criminal masterminds with your friends …

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