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6 Ways Me And The Boys Messed Around With My Nanas Stair Lift Ranked By How Sick My Nana Thought It Was

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&Hellip; firecrackers: Blake had the genius idea to put some fireworks at different points on the stair lift so they would explode when the stair lift went past ’em. It was sick as Hell and almost practically lit the house on fire, but nana completely missed it because she fell asleep in her big chair. Just part of being old as fuck, I guess. Anyways, we woke her up and told her about it and she agreed it sounded pretty sick. Wish she’d seen it, but oh well. 3. Tying Xander’s legs to &Hellip;

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The Rock Finally Meets 10-Year-Old Who Used San Andreas Moves To Save His Brother As Tearful Momma Looks On!

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&Hellip; visit, in which mom also got a hug and EVERYONE got sweets (below)! Ladies and gentlemen, I finally met this real life 10yr old hero, Jacob O’Connor. He rescued his 2yr old brother after finding him facedown in their pool. I said, not only do I shake hands, but when I meet heroic kids, I give hugs.. now get in here. Despite the fact I looked like 9 ways of Hell, battered and bloodied from my scenes, Jacob reluctantly, gave me a hug. 😂🤙🏾. A very special day we &Hellip;

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The Best ‘Bachelorette’ Recap Youll Ever Read, Part 2: I Am Shooketh

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&Hellip; I think the opposite but I guess thats what makes this country of ours so great. Okay the Spanish language book is actually kind of cute, but kissing Bryan literally looks like the seventh circle of Hell to me. IDK if this assessment makes sense, but he just uses too much mouth. Wayyyy too much mouth.  At this point, Im still team Peter, but all of that is about to change Peter and Rachel have this green camo thing going on. Ive never seen a couple that matches better in my life. Their &Hellip;

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I’m the leader of the White Walkers and here’s why we are moving so incredibly slowly

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&Hellip; the White Walkers?” I’ll tell you where we are: way the Hell up north having fun with it and making good memories. SEE ALSO: Meeting notes from our office’s all-hands Kingsmoot That’s right, me and the White Walkers are nowhere near the action right now. We are so far up north it is ridiculous, and you would not freaking believe how slowly we are moving. And you know what? We have no plans to change anything, because we’re having a great time. Look, I’m here &Hellip;

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6 of the nuttiest Mooch quotes from his latest interview

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&Hellip; a reporter that you don’t want to be made public, be sure to declare on the record that you are off the record. “I think I have strep.” You’re telling us that on top of Scaramucci’s eventful as Hell week in politics losing his job; being listed as dead by his alma mater, Harvard; missing the birth of his son; and rumors of his wife filing for divorce he also possibly had strep throat? RIP. “Its fine. I mean, what am I going to do?” This quote was &Hellip;

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The Radical Importance Of Issa Rae’s ‘Insecure’

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&Hellip; you were coming. Half a decade after the debut of Scandal, Issa is vital to the ongoing progression of black and brown stories on television. Sheisnta boss, like Mary Jane Pail or Olivia Pope, her messy drama is more petty than epic, and thus relatable as Hell to a whole generation of 20-something black women who have been craving for a show that speaks to them on a deeper, more visceral level. Read more: &Hellip;

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8 petty laws inspired by Honolulu’s attempted ban on cellphone walking

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&Hellip; that. SEE ALSO: So a bunch of Twitter users actually sued Trump for blocking them As CNN reported, if you’re caught staring at your phone, in violation of Bill 6, you could be fined anywhere from $15 to $99 unless it’s a 911-worthy emergency. Sure it’s in the best interest of safety, but the proposed law begs the following massive question. Q: Is this really necessary? A: Hell freaking no. According to councilman Ernie Martin, who voted against the bill, the world has other &Hellip;

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Sepp Blatter after the fall: Why the hell should I bear all the blame?

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&Hellip; had a very smiling face. He is convinced that the US investigations began from then, and he railed at the Swiss authorities for cooperating so fully, at the unfairness of it all. He accepted that the American investigators appeared to have found major corruption, mentioning kickbacks on Copa America TV deals, but he argued that had nothing to do with Fifa itself, it involved the confederations, over which he had no control. So why the Hell then should the Fifa president bear all the charges, the &Hellip;

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YouTube went offline worldwide, and internet had no chill

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&Hellip; (@tony_leroi) June 16, 2017 Or maybe more like this person: People all over the world reacting to #YouTube going down. #FridayFeeling pic.twitter.com/ohHREXwZ7c Old School Vlog (@oldschoolvlog) June 16, 2017 Seriously, who the Hell can even work when YouTube is broken? Me: YOUTUBE IS DOWN. WHAT WILL I DO?!?! Boss: I dunno…work? Me: WHO CAN WORK AT A TIME LIKE THIS?!?! Kim Faul (@kimfaul) June 16, 2017 #YouTube is down. Someone call for help! Leda (@DIYBeautybyLeda) June 16, &Hellip;

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Which Buffy Character You Are, Based On Your Zodiac Sign

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&Hellip; maybe people arent just staring at you because youre lurking in that shadowy corner over there! But despite being all temperamental and pessimistic, you are BIG on family and friends. The whole loyalty thing? Youve got it down. Youd certainly take a 100-year trip to Hell and back for the person you love. Youre also a bit of a cultured art snob. Your home is decked out with interesting decor. Whats the deal with that Buddha statue in a glass case, you ask? Oh just something I picked up on my &Hellip;

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