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She Finally Conceived…Which Would’ve Been Great If She Wasn’t Already Pregnant

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Imagine having a condition so rare that your own doctor had to Google it. That’s what happened to Kate Hill when she got pregnant not once but twice in the span of 10 days. Kate and her husband, Peter, had been trying to conceive for some time when she began hormone therapy. Then something crazy happened. After having unprotected sex just once, Kate conceived twins. However, one of the them was non-viable. A few days later, she ovulated — something that normally doesn’t …

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Jerry Lewis, comedian, dies at 91

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(CNN)Jerry Lewis, the slapstick-loving comedian, innovative filmmaker and generous fundraiser for the Muscular Dystrophy Association, died Sunday after a brief illness, said his publicist, Candi Cazau. He was 91. Lewis first gained fame for his frenzied comedy-and-music act with singer Dean Martin. When that ended in the mid-1950s, Lewis went solo, and by the early ’60s, he had become a top draw in movies such as “The Bellboy,” “The Nutty Professor” and “The …

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Would you kill my mother for me?: a dark case of abuse and revenge

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… extended family and told them the bad news. The little girl had a chromosomal disorder and her range of motion was limited so using a wheelchair would be a necessity. After that, the health troubles seemed endless. A feeding tube was put in when Gypsys weight was too low. When she was diagnosed with epilepsy, the doctors prescribed the drug Tegretol, which made her teeth crumble from inside her mouth. Gypsys grandparents wondered to each other if their granddaughter would even make it to …

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Humans Insisted On Mining For These Minerals, Even Though They’re Dangerous.

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There’s nothing we humans love more than doing things that will probably kill us. Many of us operate while only thinking about the short term. Asbestos? Burning through fossil fuels? Consuming terrible chemical compounds? Meh.  Here are a few substances we were so gung-ho about mining, even though they were terrible for our health or society. Way to go, society! Warning: Science ahead.   1.) Cinnanbar. Wikipedia Cinnanbar, also known as mercury …

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9 nicknames I gave Donald Trump that did nothing to stop his authoritarianism

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… being evicted for failing to pay rent. He didnt even give me a chuckle and instead explained how I should donate to the ACLU, which helps protects the rights and liberties of people across the country. “Trumpkin” was my best name yet, but as I was looking for a bench to sleep on for the night, I found a newspaper in which I was informed Donald Trump was still president of the United States, and still trying to pass his horrendous health care bill that would leave millions uninsured. …

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British Twitter responded to the Fourth of July with an avalanche of jokes

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… McSwiggan (@CalumMcSwiggan) July 3, 2017 Happy 4th of July you rebel scum #IndependenceDay pic.twitter.com/DDBDcQ8jWl Brian Williams (@BriW74) July 4, 2017 America did a brexit 300 years ago and now have a racist wotsit as a king, no health care and make Adam Sandler films. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS. TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) July 4, 2017 Happy #IndependenceDay US! So glad to see that after 241yrs you still show very British traits, such as making terrible choices of …

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Meet Silvercar, The Startup Trying To Shake Up Airport Car Rental

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… locations, Silvercar has managed to wrangle frequent car renters away from the upper echelons of loyalty programs at some the biggest names in the industry. “I’ve been a Hertz customer for years, in the Hertz President’s Circle, so I always got upgraded,” AnnaMarie Daniels, vice president of regulatory and clinical affairs at health care company ReVENT Medical, told BuzzFeed News. “At Hertz that means you want an economy car, and they give you a minivan. I would …

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Rather than jump to conclusions on London terrorists, Bette Midler declares all men and religions worthless

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… proved time and time again every time they try to take away women’s access to health care and pay them less money for the same work. But religion? Americans and their elected leaders have gone out of their way in recent years to play up the contributions of all beliefs to the country that America is today. Maybe Midler meant it’s worthless when you put men and religion together yeah, that must be it. Yea, just random madmen with a mystery motivation. Do everyone a favor and shut …

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Meet the sex-positive YouTubers giving kids the sex talks they really need

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… vlogging when he moved to London after two years of travel. YouTube gave him the chance to find a community in a new city. “After being frustrated at the lack of LGBT+ sex education available I decided to start using my platform to talk about it myself,” said Calum. “A sexual health charity reached out to me and asked me to come on-board as a member of their team. Ever since Ive been splitting my time between YouTube and the charity; theyre the best two jobs I could ask for and …

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Joe Biden tells New Hampshire Dems, ‘Guys, I’m not running’

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… Ohio Gov. John Kasich, who unsuccessfully sought the 2016 GOP nomination, was in the state to promote his new book. Biden has remained visible since his two terms as vice president ended, rallying with Democrats at the U.S. Capitol last month on health care and criticizing Republican President Donald Trump’s coziness with Russia. He’s also been promoting the Cancer Moonshoot effort. Biden’s possible late entry into the 2016 presidential race was a subject of fevered …

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