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23 things non-English-speaking immigrants gave us that we totally don’t need. Not at all.

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… to our national economy, culture, and idea throughout history that have shaped and continue to shape our way of life?” Simple. Don’t need ’em! 1. Who really needs to Google anything ever? Douchey glasses aside, Google co-founder Sergey Brin was born in Russia, speaking Russian. Photo by Justin Sullivan/Getty Images. 2. Or look anything up on Yahoo. Who needs web search these days? Jerry Yang reportedly only knew one word of English when he moved to the U.S. in …

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So THIS is pathetic: Time Magazine and other ‘journos’ share GoFundMe to replace Ben Jacobs’ glasses

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There is seriously a GoFundMe set up to replacethe glasses of the journalist who was “body slammed” by Greg Ginaforte in Montana. Time Magazine shared it even: There's a GoFundMe campaign to buy new glasses for the reporter who got body-slammed https://t.co/BAVLhcplXk — TIME (@TIME) May 25, 2017 Apparently replacing glasses is super expensive for journalists. *snort* Sheesh, since it takes such bravery to be a journo you think they’d pay these chaps more. Umm …

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Super Bowl commercials: best and worst of 2017

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… Bill Belichick, Marshawn Lynch and Von Miller the latter in glasses and a cowboy hat. The point of this, according to the NFLs tagline, is that Super Bowl legends inspire Super Bowl babies because football is family. Obviously, and technically, football is family and debilitating head trauma, but I suppose that doesnt scan quite so well. Avocados from Mexico A nice ad from those good people at Avocados from Mexico, based around the dirty secret that avocados are full of good fat. How can we …

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Snapchat rising: is the youthful app headed for Facebook-sized success?

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… if Snapchat is to please investors. The company will also need to diversity its offering given Facebook and Google continue to dominate the ad market. Snapchat has dipped its toes in the water with hardware through the creation of Spectacles, smart glasses that record and upload 10-second videos. The staggered launch of the product through colourful vending machines dotted around the US, was a PR masterclass, with …

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Getting Shot Is Apparently No Big Deal. These 15 People Were Totally Fine.

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… assassination attempts in 1918.  8.) Pope John Paul II. Wikipedia A Turkish man tried to kill the Pope in 1981 as he was headed to St. Peter’s Square. Pope John Paul II survived.  9.) Theodore Roosevelt. Wikipedia The 26th president of the United States was shot in the chest on the way to deliver a speech. Luckily he had the 50 page speech in his jacket pocket along with his steel glasses case. The bullet still went through …

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50 Truly Terrifying Creepy Stories Thatll Scare You Into Perpetual Insomnia

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… I even had a check in time so that when my roommate texted me if things where good, I had to say some silly code word that meant things where good. If I responded another code word, it meant ‘help me get out of this.’ and if I didn’t use code words than she would call the police for help. So, I quickly ‘dolled’ myself up and got ready for my date. I put my hair up in a classy bun, leaving strips of it hanging down around my glasses. I put on a nice white blouse and …

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40 Ways That Ugly Guys Can Find A Girlfriend (According To 40 Ugly Guys)

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… bad teeth, a flat head, a doughy jaw line, and a crooked nose. Thick glasses draw attention to my eyes and away from my nose. The right haircut and beard give a more aesthetically pleasing look to the shape of my face and head. Haven’t done anything about the teeth yet but the confidence I’ve gained from unfucking these other traits of mine makes me more confident. I spent time in front of a mirror smiling, as if for a photo, and I’m totally cool with it now. I accept it and …

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De La Soul 10 of the best

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… already irate horn sample from Ahmad Jamals Swahililand and augments it with a vocal sample from Browns Mind Power. With gems such as gun control means using both hands in my land, Pos reinforces his own case that every word of mine should be a hip-hop quotable, before Dave attacks the industry: Im sick of bitches shakin asses / Im sick of talkin bout blunts, sick of Versace glasses / Sick of slang, sick of half-ass awards shows / Sick of name brand clothes / Sick of R&B bitches over …

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He Needed To Store The Finer Things In Life, So He Built These Awesome Shelves

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… finished the remaining shelves with red chestnut. Reddit / Palletize What good are liquor shelves without liquor bottles to put on display? Reddit / Palletize He added wine glasses and champagne flutes for a finishing touch. Reddit / Palletize Don’t they make this space look amazing? Reddit / Palletize Who’s ready to get their drink on…err….I mean, help me build a …

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How Much Of A Mess You Are Based On Your Wine Glass Of Choice

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Its 2016, and our phones are for watching TV, our vegetables are for juicing to a pulp, and our desks are for throwing dirty clothes on (right?). So with all that change, it comes to no surprise that wine glasses have been slowly moving out of necessity. What I mean is, with minimal storage space and even more minimal coupons to a Pier 1 Imports, the various sipping utensils in our kitchen have enrolled in a UCB Improv class. While the end goal is always a perfect glass, or bottle, of wine, …

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