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Luc Besson on turning Rihanna into a 28th-century Cleopatra and being stood up by Prince

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… one. He gives a soft heh-heh. Its kind of crazy. Adapted from the comic strip Dane DeHaan and The Fifth Element was progressive in its view of race and gender, placing in the traditional damsel-in-distress role a priapic African-American man ( Alain Delon, are you? He felt completely alone. Youre by yourself. Youre too weird for girls. The two subjects I could talk about were dolphins and movies. The girls actually ran away when they saw me. Out of these feelings of isolation came his …

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You Are Robot Boy! Can You Save Japan From Monsters?

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… is too large to choke on. Good morning, Robot Boy, my non-romantic friend, says Keiko. I cant wait until school is over so I can play sports! How are you today? Turn into a jukebox that repeatedly screams, I am incredibly shy of girls! Keiko smiles. Okay! Bye! Say, Uhhhhh duhhhhhhh, while you think of what you could say to impress her. Talk to Itsumi, the student council president who you have a crush on. Itsumi is the smartest girl in school and a …

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The Radical Importance Of Issa Rae’s ‘Insecure’

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… around the same time as the debut of HBOs girls and Comedy Centrals Broad City highlighted a deep television void: When was the last time we got to see a young black woman on television come of age, be messy, make mistakes, kick back with her other black girlfriends, have unapologetic drunken sex, fight, and make up? Theres a moment in episode one of the new season of Insecure that crystalizes what makes the series, and Issa, so special. Its a scene that echoes a similar montage in season …

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10+ Funny White Lies Parents Tell Their Kids

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Using “alternative facts” as a parenting device, however, can occasionally misfire. If your young detective catches you in a lie, you’re in hot water. “Kids globalize and say, ‘My parent is a liar. Are they also lying about loving me?’” Canadian parenting expert Alyson Schafer told The Washington Post in 2015. On the importance of owning up to it, and making up for it, though, she added that “making a mistake gracefully is a really important …

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7 Bikini Pic Poses That Will Get You A ‘U Up?’ Text

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… against soft porn? Or does that not apply if youre extra? Sighs. Anyway, apparently Ariel likes to call herself a role model for young girls, and if by role model she means showing them how to pose for the nudes they send their boyfriends then, yes, she absolutely is one. The Vag Flash is a classic pose if youre looking to have people mistake you for a porn star. Happens. They key here is to widen your legs as much as possible so your thighs look thin AF and also to leave your morality and human …

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Meet the sex-positive YouTubers giving kids the sex talks they really need

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… feels! It’s important for me to talk about sex because… I grew up in Ireland and spent years in an all girls Catholic school. We had little to no sex education. I had no openly out LGBTQ+ friends, aside from one girl, and everyone made fun of her, which broke my heart. I’d have killed for sex-positive YouTubers back then. I felt so confused about my sexuality and I believed myself to be a pervert, for thinking about sex a lot, and for masturbating. Having discovered that …

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‘The Big Bang Theory’ recap: Sheldon and Amy face a new challenge

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… feelings, Williams quipped. Completely distraught over losing all of that progress and the acclaim they thought theyd receive, the boys return home dejected. Sadly, their timing couldnt be worse as Amy had just shared with the girls (and Raj) that she was offered a research fellowship at Princeton for the summer. Obviously, its a great and important opportunity for her, but shes worried what the time apart would do to Sheldon. In an effort to goad her into breaking the news, Penny suggests she …

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I tried to join an Instagram pod and it was like something out of ‘Mean Girls’

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… into practice, it feels like a brutal popularity contest straight out of Mean girls. Pods first became a thing after Instagram changed its algorithm, much to the chagrin of bloggers. Image: vicky leta / mashable Before I embarked on my journey to find love and likes on Instagram, I clued up on a few of the basics. I learned that pods have a maximum capacity of 15 members due to Instagram’s group message constraints. Some pods can have 50+ members if the messaging takes place on Kik or …

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How To Send A Hot Nude Without Ruining Your Life

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… like…who’s to say?”  9. Wear His Clothes As discussed in #3, your nudes don’t have to be strictly nude. Guys have a weird thing for seeing girls in their clothes. It’s like, you’re inside  for a change. Anyone who’s ever been Tom Cruise in for Halloween/every mixer understands this rule. So a sexy photo with you in his jersey and nothing else could actually end up being a thousand times more boner-inducing than any shot that actually includes …

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