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10+ Funny White Lies Parents Tell Their Kids

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Using “alternative facts” as a parenting device, however, can occasionally misfire. If your young detective catches you in a lie, you’re in hot water. “Kids globalize and say, ‘My parent is a liar. Are they also lying about loving me?’” Canadian parenting expert Alyson Schafer told The Washington Post in 2015. On the importance of owning up to it, and making up for it, though, she added that “making a mistake gracefully is a really important …

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Which Buffy Character You Are, Based On Your Zodiac Sign

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… second and start talking about you. For a vampire, you’re oddly loyal. The whole “big bad” thing is just a smokescreen. You love your friends. Cherish them, even. And if you go around telling anyone I said that, I will end you. Furthermore, you maintain a great sense of humor even when your lifes spiraling out of control, like that time your girlfriend left you for a sodding Fungus Demon. I mean, for Christs sake, how could anyone leave YOU?! Youre practically a god. …

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The White Terror Crisis In Portland

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… appeared down on his luck struggled to find the right words, until finally saying what was on everyones mind: Muslims are good people, man. Others lit candles, and looking up at the sprawling memorial in its totality, almost everyone cried. A young African-American man who would only give his first name, Mike, had tears streaming down his face. His girlfriend, Anna, who is white, hugged and consoled him. They were made of steel, Mike said of the three heroes. America does not do a good …

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Man flirts with death pranking wife with Photoshop of their son’s shaven head

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… ALSO: Uber driver picks up her boyfriend’s other girlfriend and then sh*t really hits the fan Bobby set his wife up with a classic “don’t be mad” scenario. And then hit her with the first Photoshop. A closer look. Obviously, she didn’t take this well. Then boom. He hit her with Photoshop number two. “My sweet baby looks like a potato,” this pissed wife responds. But this father wasn’t done. “Further?” He asked himself. …

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She Thinks Boyfriends Knee Is Hurt From Rollerblading Fall, Then Realizes Hes Pulling Out Ring

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Alan and Steely had been together for over15 years. The cozy couple went out on an inline skatingdate one night, but that’s not the entire story. Alan thought of a clever way to proposeto his longtime girlfriend. He was going to turn a funny “accident” into a sweet, meaningful memory for the twoof them. In the video below, posted on January 30, 2017, people aregliding around the roller rink as K-Ci &JoJo’s “All My Life” loudly plays in the background. The …

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Rescue Dog Gives His New Best Friend The Biggest Welcome Home After A Week Apart

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A dog’s love knows no bounds. Time and distance can never break the bond between a dog and his human…even if the two have only been best friends for a little while. Last year, Mark and his girlfriend Kerrigan adopted a rescue dog named Patch. The happy pup absolutely loves his new family, especially his new dad. So when Mark had to go away for a week, Patch was completely lost without him. Here is the beautiful moment the pair were reunited. No matter how many times I watch videos …

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50 Truly Terrifying Creepy Stories Thatll Scare You Into Perpetual Insomnia

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… everything alright?” Without looking at me he answers back, “You took my girlfriend from me, I’m here to take her back.” Now he turns to look at me and he’s got blood in his eyes. Before he begins to take a step though, I start yelling, hoping it’ll get him to back off. I’m a little over 6 feet tall and not exactly skinny, but not exactly bulky either, but I have a really deep voice. “Back the fuck off, turn around and leave and no one has to get …

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The 6 best celebrity feuds of a very petty year

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… over, but the wounds haven’t healed. Gomez defended Beliebers that were upset by a series of photos Bieber Instagrammed of his girl of the moment, Sofia Richie, commenting, “If you can’t handle the hate then stop posting pictures of your girlfriend lol.” Bieber responded writing, “It’s funny to see people that used me for attention and still try to point the finger this way. Sad. All love.”Eventually, Gomez Snapchatted an apology, because feuds are now a …

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