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Huge Twitter Thread Proves The Perfect ‘Friends’ Couple Was Rachel & Joey, Not Rachel & Ross

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… (@kaneandgriffin) August 8, 2017 To wrap it all up, Willett sums it up as follows: Ross really just loved the idea of Rachel, the hot girl he had a crush on as a teenager and never thought he could actually date, but Joey fell in love with his friend for years whom he’s loved and supported even before developing romantic feelings for her. 94/ Ross fell in love with A PICTURE OF HIMSELF AS THE KIND OF MAN WHO COULD DATE A RACHEL and on some level that was always what he wanted. …

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Scott Disick Has A New 20-Year-Old Hookup

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… which is funny considering Lindsay’s not actually 21 yet. Someone get this girl a Shirley Temple with an extra cherry! Lindsay’s clubbing outfit was some kind of black jumpsuit that basically has no top, so you can see her entire bra, which is great, but like what’s the point of it being a jumpsuit? We haven’t seen Lindsay and Scott together recently, but they did hangout for a bit back in late 2015. At the time, Lindsay was freshly 18, and they spent the night together …

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Would you kill my mother for me?: a dark case of abuse and revenge

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Dee Dee Blanchard forced her healthy daughter Gypsy to use a wheelchair and fabricated endless medical emergencies for her. Then Gypsy found a boyfriend, and made a grisly plan to escape her mother and start a new life. Erin Lee Carr tells a deeply disturbing story of Munchausen by proxy and murder I have four VHS tapes in a large ziplock bag. They are family home movies, but not of my family. The label of one tape reads simply Gypsy. A little girl appears in the centre of the frame, her eyes …

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‘Right in front of my salad,’ your new favorite meme, has a very NSFW origin

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… world pic.twitter.com/sjoYxwOO4j nick (@zainagb) July 31, 2017 Give this girl the Oscar already! Once people realized where the meme came from, they were understandably shook. me: lol why is “Right in front of my salad” trendingCurious me: *looks it up*Me when the screen loads: pic.twitter.com/E0mCPzUDKm Tommy Amezcua (@tamezcua83) July 31, 2017 And then people began creating variations on the theme to create the ultimate response to all the shitty things in the world. …

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You Are Robot Boy! Can You Save Japan From Monsters?

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… is too large to choke on. Good morning, Robot Boy, my non-romantic friend, says Keiko. I cant wait until school is over so I can play sports! How are you today? Turn into a jukebox that repeatedly screams, I am incredibly shy of girls! Keiko smiles. Okay! Bye! Say, Uhhhhh duhhhhhhh, while you think of what you could say to impress her. Talk to Itsumi, the student council president who you have a crush on. Itsumi is the smartest girl in school and a …

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Laverne Cox Educates After Breakfast Club Guest Jokes About Killing Trans Women

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… found out he slept with a trans woman. Duval also told the hosts that when it comes to transgender women, that aint a girl, thats a boy. He told the hosts that he felt there should be repercussions for that type of manipulation but until then, Duval would have his own. When host Charlamagne Tha God jumped in and tried to tell the comedian he couldnt go around killing trans women, Duval made an poor clarification. Thats the good thing I like about being me, he said. I can say what I want …

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Luke Bryan lets terminally ill fan grab his butt despite no-touching rule

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Bryan, 41, allowed fan Francis Stanaway to touch his behind during a meet-and-greet before the show. Stanaway was able to meet the Country girl (Shake It For Me) singer through a program called Gift of a Day that was set up by her care center. Luke Bryan Finally Breaks His No Butt-Touching Rule for 88-Year-Old Terminally Ill Fan https://t.co/l8CmCXXfYM — People Magazine (@people) July 25, 2017 VINNIE JONES CLAIMS HIS TWITTER WAS HACKED, DENIES POSTING PHOTO OF FOX MASSACRE Stanaway also …

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Finally, I’ve learned to stop saying sorry in work emails

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… only one punctuating myself with devices designed to make me seem softer and less blunt. The article, published by the New Statesman, cited a study which found that women use more exclamation marks than men in order to seem friendly! One case study interviewed for the piece stated that she came to the realisation that excessive exclamation usage was making her sound “unprofessional” and “like a breathless valley girl”. Reading these words, I realised that I too have …

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Lorde reveals she’s not in Taylor Swift’s squad and we’re just so confused

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… here. Like, also, I don’t hang out with these people at all. “I. Don’t. Hang. Out. With. These. People. At. All.” (Periods, ours) Huh. Okay, well, maybe she didn’t mean it like that. Maybe she didn’t mean “at all,” but instead “not that often because we’re all just sooo busy being famous pop stars.” But then, when the interviewer interjected to remind Lorde that she was a part of T-Swift’s ultra-famous girl squad, she …

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