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6 Ways Me And The Boys Messed Around With My Nanas Stair Lift Ranked By How Sick My Nana Thought It Was

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… firecrackers: Blake had the Genius idea to put some fireworks at different points on the stair lift so they would explode when the stair lift went past ’em. It was sick as hell and almost practically lit the house on fire, but nana completely missed it because she fell asleep in her big chair. Just part of being old as fuck, I guess. Anyways, we woke her up and told her about it and she agreed it sounded pretty sick. Wish she’d seen it, but oh well. 3. Tying Xander’s legs to …

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Jerry Lewis, comedian, dies at 91

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(CNN)Jerry Lewis, the slapstick-loving comedian, innovative filmmaker and generous fundraiser for the Muscular Dystrophy Association, died Sunday after a brief illness, said his publicist, Candi Cazau. He was 91. Lewis first gained fame for his frenzied comedy-and-music act with singer Dean Martin. When that ended in the mid-1950s, Lewis went solo, and by the early ’60s, he had become a top draw in movies such as “The Bellboy,” “The Nutty Professor” and “The …

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Best holiday reads 2017, picked by writers part one

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… interested in radiantly superb sentences about whatever Im all three then Time Pieces: A Dublin Memoir(Hachette Ireland) is a book youll not be able to put down. Banville walks the streets of his adopted hometown both sides of the Liffey giving us history (his, in some instances), wry anecdote, cultural commentary, architecture, famous personages and savages, ultimately providing a privileged glimpse into what makes this rambunctious old hodge-podge a Genius disguised as a town. Take it along on …

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10+ Funny White Lies Parents Tell Their Kids

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Using “alternative facts” as a parenting device, however, can occasionally misfire. If your young detective catches you in a lie, you’re in hot water. “Kids globalize and say, ‘My parent is a liar. Are they also lying about loving me?’” Canadian parenting expert Alyson Schafer told The Washington Post in 2015. On the importance of owning up to it, and making up for it, though, she added that “making a mistake gracefully is a really important …

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‘The Big Bang Theory’ recap: Sheldon and Amy face a new challenge

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[Spoiler alert! The following article contains spoilers from the latest episode of The Big Bang Theory] Sheldon and the gang cant catch a break in the latest episode of The Big Bang Theory. After what seemed like an enormous high, personal and professional struggles shook up the groups living situation. After Colonel Richard Williams tasked the boys with a nearly impossible endeavor, the Genius power of Leonard, Howard and Sheldon prevailed and the group opened the episode toasting to their …

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Super Bowl commercials: best and worst of 2017

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… is. National Geographic Geoffrey Rush plays Albert Einstein in National Geographics new series Genius, which focuses each season on a different, um, Genius. To celebrate NatGeos first ever Super Bowl commercial, Rush plays Lady Gagas Bad Romance on the violin and its great. Wendys The famous chain that cooks square hamburgers makes its burgers with fresh beef thats never frozen and dont you forget it. This ad, set in an industrial freezer and entitled Cold Storage, neatly encapsulates …

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She Thinks Boyfriends Knee Is Hurt From Rollerblading Fall, Then Realizes Hes Pulling Out Ring

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… she nods and chuckles incessantly. She exclaims, “Yes!” The bride-to-be can’thold back her emotions while surrounded by friends and family, so she beginsto cry as Alan standsup and kisses her. To see the amazing moment for yourself, check out the video below! Finally, pleaseSHARE this Genius proposal with your friends and family for a good laugh. Due to restrictions, this video cannot be viewed in your region. …

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The 50 funniest films chosen by comedians

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… Cage falls in love with cop Hunter. They want a baby. The local furniture magnate and his wife have just had quintuplets. Surely they wouldnt miss one? 2 The Nutty Professor Jerry Lewis, 1963 Not the multi-Eddie Murphy fart-tastic spectacular. Rather the far superior 1963 version with the Genius of Jerry Lewis. The story is much the same but Jerry Lewis plays an uber-nerd who becomes suave sophisticate Buddy Love once hes knocked back his concoction. Much preferred to the fat shaming of the …

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22 Real 911 Operators Reveal The Most Hilariously Stupid Call They Ever Received

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… something like this: Dispatcher: “So… you called 911 because a microwave you don’t even own is missing? Did you ask your landlord if he took it?” Guy: “Uh, no.” Dispatcher: “Well, that’s not an emergency, sir.” Guy: “But I’m really hungry.” Meanwhile, a person with an actual emergency had to be put on hold briefly because this guy was adamant that this was the worst thing to ever happen. The Genius insisted that police …

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Meek Mill Finds Himself in The Games Crosshairs, Continues Reign as the Punching Bag of Hip-Hop

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… with Drake is like a slow leak / Blood will be dripping like Niagra if I poke Meek / Nicki wont get no sleep Im coming through at 4 a.m. / 4 deep and leave a dead body on the sheet. It doesnt take a Rap Genius annotation to figure out that Meek Mills probably going to spend the next few weeks hiding deep in Nicki Minajs walk-in closet. The Game also took this opportunity to broadcast how hes been wanting to give Nicki this pool stick. If Drake couldnt win Nicki Minaj over by buying out an entire …

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