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You Are Robot Boy! Can You Save Japan From Monsters?

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… sushi restaurant in the world by the Michelin Guide. I flew all the way from Boise just to eat here, but the robot waiters only put limes on my plate when I ask for sushi. If you arent going to eat those limes, mind if I take them? Sure, help yourself, he says. Raw lime is disgusting. I only want to eat pieces of cold, uncooked fish. You take the mans limes. Limes may prove useful against the monster, but not by themselves. Youll have to continue exploring Tokyo to formulate …

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I Had No Idea It Was So Easy To Make My Ugly Furniture Look Amazing. Wow.

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… thekitchn 8.) Hang folding chairs and use them as collapsible storage space. 9.) Flip a stool over and use it as an organizer. 2littlehooligans 10.) Add life to the inside of boring lampshades. designsponge 11.) Add handles and wheels to a table and make it a moving bar cart. lifebuzz 12.) Turn your an antique bathtub into a couch. Apartment Therapy 13.) Replace an old TV with a new fish tank. …

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MashReads Podcast: ‘The Idiot’ is one of the best books you’ll read all year

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… wasn’t particularly interested in high school math acquisition, but nobody ever said we were put on this earth for our own entertainment”) or Selin watching a crush dig through his pockets (“An amazing sight, someone youre infatuated with trying to fish something out of a jeans pocket”), Batuman writes of Selin’s adventures with a bluntness and dryness that’s witty, so mundane that it’s surreal, and yet, instantly relatable in a way that will make …

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10+ Funny White Lies Parents Tell Their Kids

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… As a kid I put a tooth in a plastic bag and slid it under my pillow for the tooth fairy. When my parents forgot to put money under my pillow, my dad said, ‘You shouldn’t have put the tooth in a bag. The tooth fairy couldn’t smell it. My friend’s parents told him there was a big beautiful fish that lived behind the bathroom mirror, and if he used too much water, it would die. #101 #102 #103 #104 #105 #106 #107 #108 …

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15 Delicious Cheap Eats To Try In Sydney Before You Die

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… 155 Oxford Street, Darlinghurst, 2010Pay: $5 for a cup of crackling. “Every morning I wake up and smile because Mr Crackles exists.” —Deanne Meadors, Facebook 12. Ocean Master View this image › Via Facebook: OceanMasterNewportfishChips Where: 385 Barrenjoey Rd Newport Beach, 2106Pay: $11.90 for fish and chips. —Brad Esposito, Facebook 13. Indian Home Diner …

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50 Truly Terrifying Creepy Stories Thatll Scare You Into Perpetual Insomnia

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… pizza while my friends where out on dates with boys. So, I signed up for Plenty of fish. Now, I’m not the type of person who would say yes to any random stranger. They had to be nice looking, they had to have plenty of photos of themselves, and we both had to have at least 2 common intrests. So, with those rules in my head, I psyched myself up to join the world of online dating. Within a few days, I already had 2 boys I was talking to. One said he was a doctor (kind of hard to believe …

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Debbie Reynolds and Carrie Fisher: surviving instant fame and finding a lasting bond

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… moving is the moment when fisher joins her mother for one final time on stage at Vegas. During scenes shot in London, where fisher has travelled to appear in interview with the Guardian last year, fisher confessed that her next meeting with Ford would cost her a blush or two. She had just published Vertigo and Marnie. Jamie Lee Curtis and Janet LeighCurtis, 58, specialised in comedy, appearing in Trading Places, A fish Called Wanda and Freaky Friday, after starring first in the 1978 horror …

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Guardian readers on their worst holidays: rats, sewage and lots of vomiting

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… Beautiful azure water as warm as a bath. Boyfriend runs in escstatic and emerges in 2 minutes covered in jelly fish and screaming hysterically. Day three was when the vomiting started. By day 6 it was green water coming up every ten minutes. 4 hour delay at the airport with horrific toilets and profusive diarrhoea. Arrived home at 10pm weak as a kitten and stayed in bed for a week after. hairymo: Worst holiday Barcelona 2005. Shop owner refused to sell me a bottle of water, my …

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