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6 Ways Me And The Boys Messed Around With My Nanas Stair Lift Ranked By How Sick My Nana Thought It Was

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… firecrackers: Blake had the genius idea to put some fireworks at different points on the stair lift so they would explode when the stair lift went past ’em. It was sick as hell and almost practically lit the house on fire, but nana completely missed it because she fell asleep in her big chair. Just part of being old as fuck, I guess. Anyways, we woke her up and told her about it and she agreed it sounded pretty sick. Wish she’d seen it, but oh well. 3. Tying Xander’s legs to …

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LCD Soundsystems James Murphy: I was a joke. My wife said I was going to die

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… Arcade fire, with the idea of making an album with just the two of us in a room, together, but by then Bowies sessions with Tony Visconti and Donny McCaslins jazz combo were under way. He went along, but couldnt work out what to do. I feel like Id possibly been brought in to play some kind of Brian Eno role and that is so far from what I am. Eno is, I think, open, manipulative and confident. Im shy and self-directed and controlling. I have to micromanage. In the end, after playing percussion on …

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Imagine if every school played this Kid President ‘pep talk’ before class.

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Wisdom comes with age, huh? Don’t try telling that to Kid President. The kid’s on fire in this insightful and funny pep talk that we can all most definitely take something from. Kid President doesn’t claim to know it all, but he does know a few things. And I tell you what, if you wake up in the morning with at least one of these five things on your mind, I bet you’ll conquer your day. Kid President tested. Kid President approved. 1. You matter. Don’t let …

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Partition, 70 years on: Salman Rushdie, Kamila Shamsie and other writers reflect

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… electorate will turn against the present government any time soon. Midnights grandchildren seem content with whats happening. And thats the pessimistic conclusion to volume two of the Indian story. Salman Rusdhies latest novel, Home fire(Bloomsbury), has been longlisted for the Man Booker prize. Mohsin Hamid Mohsin Hamid. Photograph: Sarah Lee Seventy years after partition, the old hatreds are alive and well. India is descending into an intolerant Hindu nationalism, apparently …

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Just so you know, Chrissy Teigen is definitely, totally, 100% over your novelty Instagram food

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… McDonald’s merch to fire fighters and visited a McDonald’s in Manhattan. Now she’s sitting here, talking about McSwag. Teigen says she genuinely, really, really, really loves McDonald’s. When asked how she got involved with McDelivery, she explains: “I think [McDonald’s] saw me. I was wearing a Big Mac pajama set that was just randomly sent to me, and I think I put that on my social media.” “You kind of have to come out the gate really showing …

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You Are Robot Boy! Can You Save Japan From Monsters?

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… Boy!He fights for every Japanese human Wilted rose blooms anewLook up at the stars and at the cloudsAn honest promise has arisenWisdom is louder than all adversaries Robot Boy!He fights monsters to defend JapanRobot Boy!He fights for every Japanese human Transform into a tank and shoot the monster. Start Over You morph into a tank and fire several artillery shells at the monster. Please die swiftly, for the greater good of Japan! Your attack has no …

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After Trump and Brexit, is this the end for the Anglo Saxon west? | Timothy Garton Ash

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… the Brexit frying pan into the Trump fire, I find myself comparing the two and wondering which is worse. The transatlantic difference is, in the first place, between Britains madness of the thing and Americas madness of the man. Theresa May may be wooden, rigid and out of her depth, but compared to Trump she looks like Mother Teresa. It is the thing itself, Brexit, which is an act of collective madness and national self-harm. Every passing week brings new evidence of just how damaging it will be …

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Humans Insisted On Mining For These Minerals, Even Though They’re Dangerous.

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… 5.) Crocidolite. Wiki Commons You probably know crocidolite better as blue asbestos. After discovering how fire resistant, and strong crocidolite was, it was widely used as a building material in throughout the 1900’s. However in 1964 a link was established between asbestos and deadly mesothelioma. Not long after the market for asbestos disappeared, and the United States has been removing asbestos …

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At Least Seventeen People Wounded In Little Rock Nightclub Shooting Watch The Horrifying Video

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… Associated Press (@AP) July 1, 2017 BREAKING OVERNIGHT: At least 17 people injured after a gunman opened fire at a nightclub in Little Rock, Arkansas. https://t.co/ibVTi8qXlY pic.twitter.com/kqyaf7h215 CBS This Morning (@CBSThisMorning) July 1, 2017 It’s incredible that no one died — and the incident was senseless and horrifying enough even without any deaths. But we are so thankful that at least everyone appears to be able to walk away alive after what could have been much, much …

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Which Buffy Character You Are, Based On Your Zodiac Sign

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… so this makes so much sense. A fire sign to the core, you are strong-willed and the ultimate risk-taker. I mean, youve risked your life on, like, numerous occasions. You’ve even died a few times! You have high expectations of yourself. And while you are ber passionate about everything, youre often known to be a tad impatient. (Can we hurry this thing up?) Some say that you’re hard to predict because of your spontaneous nature. Honestly, you like to play things by ear and fly from the …

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