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Houston Couple Calls Fast Food Chain To Order Breakfast Burritos & Rescue Boat & They Deliver!

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Not all the news coming from Hurricane Harvey is completely heartbreaking. A Houston couple is becoming famous for the story of how controversial Chick-fil-A came to their rescue amid the flooding from the storm! First, J.C. Spencer‘s wife Karen went viral after a picture of her smiling while riding a jet ski out of her flooded home (above) hit Reddit. But the story behind it is way more amazing! In an interview with Good Morning America, her husband explained how being a regular at the …

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Partition, 70 years on: Salman Rushdie, Kamila Shamsie and other writers reflect

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… liberal-democratic, secular and energetically globalising, was finally achieving the greatness its famous leaders had promised. In contrast to Indias grand and imminent tryst with destiny, Pakistans fate seemed to be obsessive self-harm. The celebrations of a rising India were not much muted in 1997 and 2007, even as hands were dutifully wrung about the imperialist skulduggery and savage ethnic cleansing that founded the nation states of India and Pakistan, defined their self-images and …

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The Qatar connection to soccer’s record Neymar transfer

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(CNN)The departure of Neymar from Barcelona to Paris St Germain for a world record fee has it all. A young Brazilian soccer player who came to Europe to seek fame and fortune is offered ludicrous sums to abandon a world-famous club for a Qatari-bankrolled upstart. This time last year, Manchester United set a world record transfer fee when they bought Paul Pogba from Juventus for (the equivalent of) $116 million. Neymar’s exercise of his release clause at Barca cost his new employers $263 …

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Best holiday reads 2017, picked by writers part one

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… interested in radiantly superb sentences about whatever Im all three then Time Pieces: A Dublin Memoir(Hachette Ireland) is a book youll not be able to put down. Banville walks the streets of his adopted hometown both sides of the Liffey giving us history (his, in some instances), wry anecdote, cultural commentary, architecture, famous personages and savages, ultimately providing a privileged glimpse into what makes this rambunctious old hodge-podge a genius disguised as a town. Take it along on …

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Lorde reveals she’s not in Taylor Swift’s squad and we’re just so confused

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… here. Like, also, I don’t hang out with these people at all. “I. Don’t. Hang. Out. With. These. People. At. All.” (Periods, ours) Huh. Okay, well, maybe she didn’t mean it like that. Maybe she didn’t mean “at all,” but instead “not that often because we’re all just sooo busy being famous pop stars.” But then, when the interviewer interjected to remind Lorde that she was a part of T-Swift’s ultra-famous girl squad, she …

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What if women ruled the world?

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… women were in charge. Its a fact: men kill more people than women. Historically, women in power out-men the men Margaret Thatcher was famous for rarely promoting other women. She got off on being the only woman in the room and didnt want any competition. Nothing is more depressing than a successful woman who wants to score points for being the only one among the boys reinforcing, rather than challenging, their views of other women. So if you really wanted to see whether there is a difference in …

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Sepp Blatter after the fall: Why the hell should I bear all the blame?

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… knowledge. This is important; this was my way. Michel Platini at the court of arbitration for sport … Blatter blames him for taking vital World Cup votes away from the US. Photograph: Fabrice Coffrini/AFP/Getty Images Blatter blames Platini, and the crucial votes that the Frenchman took away from the US after his now famous lunch with the then French president Nicolas Sarkozy, and the emir of Qatar, for, as Blatter saw it, the disastrous vote to take the World Cup to Qatar. …

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Jon Hamm: Therapy is like going to the dentist

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… says, brow furrowed. But its not dominoes falling. Its one chapter closing and another beginning, and as hard as it is to go through, its ultimately healthy and necessary. Not a midlife crisis then? No, but a major shift. Getting famous, coming off a regular schedule on a show, coming out of a long-term relationship, getting older. Its a rearrangement of stuff that was in a specific order before. And that takes some getting used to. Clean getaway: John Hamm in Baby Driver with fellow …

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7 Bikini Pic Poses That Will Get You A ‘U Up?’ Text

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… Bella was just the beautiful bitchy girl from whose most annoying trait was posting way too many #mcm posts about her Disney star boyfriend? And, like, now she refers to herself as a yung smurf and fucks Scott Disick in foreign countries. Oh how the mighty barely famous have fallen. I was rooting for you, Bella! We were all (and by all I mean children under 14 and myself) were rooting for you! But even though Bella is clearly using bath salts going through something, she still looks damn good in …

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14 Mixed Messages All ’80s Kids Got From Cartoons

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… perfectly suited for the ’80s, the decade of excess. The show featured rich spoiled teenagers that in between attending high school, spent all their time living a Lifestyles of the Rich and famous wet dream. Of course the show’s true star was Bianca Dupree, who was the series’ resident villain who used her money to scheme against her friends and be cruel to her chauffeur Wilshire. 13. It’s fine to keep secrets from adults. …

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