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Kids: You Can’t Expect Them To Do ANYTHING Right. But At Least It’s Hilarious.

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… thought it was called “face and Slide”. Tumblr 14.) Are you to lazy to walk down the aisle?? Zas Baidefeis 15.) Do we not understand how to clean up? Imgur 16.) We need to go over the fundamentals of hide and seek again. Reddit 17.) And this kid too! Who taught these rules! Reddit 18.) Sigh. I give up. Reddit 19.) He wanted to draw awesome germ prevention tactics. …

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Man Stages A Police Ambush On His Girlfriend…So He Can Propose!

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googletag.cmd.push(function() { googletag.display(‘VN_PG_DTBT_ATF’); }); Nothing says romance quite like the thought of getting ambushed by a group of balaclava-clad men in the middle of the street and having your face shoved into the pavement. Wait…what? As crazy as that hypothetical sentence sounds, it was very much a reality for one woman in central Romania. Alexandra and her boyfriend Vlad were out for a drive in Brasov when they were told to pull over by men …

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Jerry Lewis, comedian, dies at 91

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(CNN)Jerry Lewis, the slapstick-loving comedian, innovative filmmaker and generous fundraiser for the Muscular Dystrophy Association, died Sunday after a brief illness, said his publicist, Candi Cazau. He was 91. Lewis first gained fame for his frenzied comedy-and-music act with singer Dean Martin. When that ended in the mid-1950s, Lewis went solo, and by the early ’60s, he had become a top draw in movies such as “The Bellboy,” “The Nutty Professor” and “The …

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Welcome To Virgo Season, Bitches

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… planner, find your ballpoint pens, pack an extra phone charger in your bag and make sure you have 👏 your 👏 shit 👏 together. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 Let’s face it. We all have at least one Virgo in our life that we wish we could emulate on a daily basis. Wouldn’t it be kind of cool to give them a run for their money? Even if only for a month? So welcome to Virgo season, bitches. May the odds be …

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Is the meme Trump just retweeted racistor just weird?

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… https://t.co/v9dSS4b1Ay — Richard K Herring (@Herring1967) August 24, 2017 Trump just retweeted this. He confirms that his fat round cheese moon face has blocked Obama's brilliant sunshine from reaching earth. https://t.co/JkVvJlrCLQ Related video How to build an internet company in Gaza. — Hend Amry (@LibyaLiberty) August 24, 2017 Regardless of the meaning of the meme, one thing is certain: Trump will do something else soon that will eclipse all of this. Read more: …

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Here Are The 13 Most Adorable Criminals You’ll Ever See.

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Let’s face it, babies can be huge jerks. They  never let you get any sleep, spend hours screaming for no reason, and refuse to use the bathroom like a NORMAL person. Sheesh, just because they’re so darn cute they think they can crawl all over us! And these are the worst offenders. Check out the heinous (…and hilarious) crimes that landed these tykes in time out. “What’re you in for?” 1. That’s what you get for …

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The Best ‘Bachelorette’ Recap Youll Ever Read, Part 2: I Am Shooketh

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… judgment. You know, come to think of it, Rachel never seemed as into any of these dudes as she was into Nick, and Nick never really seemed to like Vanessa as much as he liked Rachel. WAS NICK VIALL THE ONE ALL ALONG?!? Once again:  Rachel: Im your what? Bryan: Fiance. Rachel: Good. Now never speak to me again. I cant help but think: How is Bryan going to feel now that hes seen the episode?!? She literally did everything but grab Peter by the face and scream, I DONT WANT TO MARRY BRYAN …

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NFL Star Interrupts Church & Says Someones About to Commit SuicideThen He Hears “That Was Me”

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… response is a reigning example of the obedience God calls us to in giving of our finances. But tithing is just one of the many ways Carr strives to obey the Lord in his everyday life—both on and off the football field. facebook Having never been shy about his faith, Carr reveals in a video posted by Play4Him a time when he first made a commitment to seek the Lord every day and live in obedience to the commands of the Holy spirit. “Seek the face of the Father to see what he wants …

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Partition, 70 years on: Salman Rushdie, Kamila Shamsie and other writers reflect

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… noisy, the photographs are overcome by a hush as ifviolence has blasted the scene still and all the millions of people in the crowds have been condemned to an eternal moment. The quantity of people is important here, and the fact that every individual in this crowd of millions appears to be missing his or her face. You cannot see the person for an emotion more primal than our human selves has consumed their individual natures to make them part of a whole catastrophic betrayal. Pandit Nehru wears …

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