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This Is How American Cuisine Is Percieved Around The World…And It’s Not Pretty

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… in all, it makes me wonder — how do our own foreign food sections stack up to reality? 1. In England, the American food section is mostly just candy. Reddit / skiptonskipper Read More: She Melted This Cheese Into Something That Will Change How You Drink Wine 2. This Belgian shop just threw an American flag sign over their soda and called it a day. Twitter / Gillian Kloet Read more: …

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Footage Shows Chiropractor Setting Up Hidden Cameras To Videotape Assaults

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In November 2013, a chiropractic patient noticed a small, flashing light while changing her clothes in a doctor’s office. Sickeningly, she’d caught a pervert red-handed, guilty of recording at least 17 female patients without their permission and sexually assaulting four others. This year, Dr. Steven Foley of Kent, England, has finally been sentenced to almost nine years behind bars for his heinous crimes. The General Chiropractic Council has also repealed his right to …

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After Trump and Brexit, is this the end for the Anglo Saxon west? | Timothy Garton Ash

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Those who welcome the prospect of decline in Britain and the US should be careful what they wish for, argues Guardian columnist Timothy Garton Ash You must be from England, says the shop assistant at the CVS drugstore in Menlo Park, California. When I mention Donald Trump, he says: Well, dont get me started on how things are going on your side of the Atlantic. Your Mrs May there in Downing Street is being [expletive deleted] by the bureaucrats in Brussels I can only agree. Having jumped from …

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Sepp Blatter after the fall: Why the hell should I bear all the blame?

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… in May 2015 and whether he was bitter at the US attorney generals description of Fifa as a racketeering investigation, he replied: I was not bitter, I was shocked. And I have never recuperated about the shock. Now he was back up and battling; appealing to the court of arbitration for sport against his ethics committee ban [2010 vote to send the 2022 World Cup to Qatar (which he had not wanted) and on England and the US, who had been bad losers after their own bids failed; and denounce the very …

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Jon Hamm: Therapy is like going to the dentist

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… Allstar In person, though, Hamms not especially secretive. Hes happy to talk about the therapy he went through after Mad Men, for instance. I know in England you say therapy and people are like, Woah, are you OK? But here its like going to the dentist. If you can afford it, why wouldnt you? (Hamm can afford it. Im not set for life, but Im not scrambling either.) He learned the importance of structure, a morning routine and schedule. I used to have six to eight months of every year all planned …

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50 Truly Terrifying Creepy Stories Thatll Scare You Into Perpetual Insomnia

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… north of England on the border of Scotland bit of a nowhere place really So anyways I started my job and as any young lad I was eager to make friends at my new work place and sure enough I did his name was jay he was a couple years older than me and we hit it off really well so after a few weeks he ended up coming round to my house where I lived with my Mam and younger sister (she was 13) in a bungalow (single story house) Everyone liked jay he started to become a permanent fixture round the …

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The Story Of Child Killer Mary Bell Is Heartbreaking And Disturbing

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… of scissors to cut his hair and mutilate his penis. Wikipedia The Bell murders occurred in Scotswood, a suburb of Newcastle upon Tyne in North East England. Mary’s mother, Betty Bell, was a prostitute, and she often left Mary alone while she worked. More than once, Betty had tried to kill her child, feeding her pills as treats. Mary says from the age of four, her mother forced her to engage in sexual acts with men. Wikipedia This was …

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She Thought She Had A Stomach Bug…But This Infection Ended Up Nearly Taking Her Life

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Sophie Royce was sure she had nothing to worry about when she began feeling sick to her stomach in 2013. The 25-year-old nursing student from Reigate, England, thought she had a stomach bug that would go away in a day or so, but her condition quickly deteriorated to the point where she needed immediate medical attention. Shortly after paramedics took her to the hospital, doctors discovered that she had contracted a rare form of bacterial meningitis called meningococcal …

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This Is What Your Favorite Brand Websites Looked Like When They First Launched

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… be honest. Way Back Machine 19. Slay those bullet points, Home Depot! Way Back Machine 20. Yahoo, you’ve always been bad. Sorry ’bout it. Way Back Machine 21. New England head coach Pete Carroll?! This is insanely old. Way Back Machine 22. This is the internet equivalent of leaving your Christmas lights up all year long. Way Back Machine 23. I see …

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