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‘Valerian’ turns French comic into epic mess

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… forgiven for being mystified — not only by what’s happening in the movie, but why material that feels so generic, at least as adapted here, merited such extravagant treatment. If nothing else, those who lament Hollywood’s over-reliance on special effects have a shiny new example of such excess by way of Europe, situated in a faraway galaxy that mostly makes one yearn to escape into the sunlight of planet earth. “Valerian: The City of a Thousand Planets” opens July …

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MashReads Podcast: ‘The Idiot’ is one of the best books you’ll read all year

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… wasn’t particularly interested in high school math acquisition, but nobody ever said we were put on this earth for our own entertainment”) or Selin watching a crush dig through his pockets (“An amazing sight, someone youre infatuated with trying to fish something out of a jeans pocket”), Batuman writes of Selin’s adventures with a bluntness and dryness that’s witty, so mundane that it’s surreal, and yet, instantly relatable in a way that will make …

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Humans Insisted On Mining For These Minerals, Even Though They’re Dangerous.

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… a common condition in parts of rural China and India from people drinking contaminated water. 3.) Quartz. Wikipedia You’ve definitely heard of quartz before. It’s one of the most common minerals in earth’s crust, and it’s used for a ton of different things. However if your inhale ground up quartz, things can go bad for you real quick. You can contract silicosis (a disease that swells the lungs and makes breathing very difficult), or even lung …

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What if women ruled the world?

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… movement, women are not interested in power over others Aldermaston March, who was imprisoned many times for anti-nuclear actions; and Helen John, one of the Greenham Women and an activist at Menwith Hill in Yorkshire. The earth shakes when such women move into action! We dont waste time from left, Shazia Mirza, Jayne-Anne Gadhia, Marjane Satrapi, Harriet Harman, Jane Goodall and Sarah Sands. I dont think anything would change Penelope Lively, Booker-winning novelist At 84, I want …

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Which Buffy Character You Are, Based On Your Zodiac Sign

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… ludicrous to have these interlocking bodies and not… interlock. Please remove your clothing now.” Daniella Urdinlaiz CANCER: ANGEL (June 22nd to July 22nd) Oooh, what a moody vampire you are! Angel is a tortured hero figure, a vampire cursed to walk the earth with a soul and lots of time to think about all the fucked up shit hes done. And just like him, you Cancers brood like 90% of the time. Since you are guided by emotion a lot, you have a hard time blending in. So thats good news …

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Steak, swords, and an orb to rule them all: The strangest moments from Trump’s first foray overseas

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Image: mashable/ambar del moral United States President Donald Trump is on his way back from his first trip overseas, and it doesn’t seem he caused an international incident of terrible significance. Lol! Hooray! SEE ALSO: The real losers in Trump’s NASA budget are kids and the earth The trip was, however, full of embarrassing, awkward things. We’ve collected some of the weirdest, most Trumpian moments from Trump’s visit to Saudi Arabia, Israel, the Vatican, and …

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Liar, liar: in a post-truth world, writers reveal their biggest fib

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… to play roles such as foreign woman standing at the back of a party. I played her quite a lot. Many backpackers tried it for a couple of weeks and then moved on, but I had a childhood background in drama and was keen, so the offers improved. They peaked when I got invited to Hot War. By this point, I really felt I was made of magic: I was just some girl from Yorkshire who couldnt even handle uni how on earth had any of this happened? So when I got there and filled in the form, which asked if I …

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The 50 funniest films chosen by comedians

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… Men in Black Barry Sonnenfeld, 1997 While Men in Black certainly isnt the most hilarious film ever made, Vincent DOnofrio as Edgar the Bug, an alien bug who crashes on to earth and ste Read more: https://www.theguardian.com/film/2016/dec/18/the-50-funniest-comedy-films-chosen-comedians-stewart-lee-sarah-millican-david-baddiel …

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40 Ways That Ugly Guys Can Find A Girlfriend (According To 40 Ugly Guys)

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… girls really responded to it. In a way being ugly made it even better. Its like they thought ‘this guys ugly how on earth is he so confident and relaxed?! What does he know that I don’t?’ 25. Change the things about your looks that you can control. By making myself un-ugly. Mostly ugly people are that way because of factors they can control, mine was pepperoni face levels of acne and super oily hair that looked gross if I even skipped day of showering. I got tired of using …

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Jennifer Lawrence says she meant ‘no disrespect’ for Hawaii story

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(CNN)Jennifer Lawrence has long endeared herself to the public by being cool and down-to-earth, what with her fry eating and face planting and all manner of quirky hijinks. However, a recent “butt scratching” story she told on the BBC’s “The Graham Norton Show” seemed to cross the line for a lot of her fans. Lawrence was on the notoriously bawdy talk show with her “Passengers” co-star Chris Pratt, when she recalled an itchy incident she had while …

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