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Which Buffy Character You Are, Based On Your Zodiac Sign

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… mother got together and, um, no, we shouldnt discuss such matters. Its too vulgar. Regardless, you are a DO-er! And without you, no one would ever get a single blasted thing done. All work and no play makes Jacka very successful member of society thank you very much. Your Buffy quote: Remember you have a sacred Duty to perform. Don’t stick your elbows out.” Daniella Urdinlaiz AQUARIUS: DRUSILLA (January 21st to February 18th) Oooh, me head is all sorts of tingly now. Maybe its …

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These Adorable Dogs Are All Dressed Up For Christmas

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… posted by Sarah Desmarais (@5arah_d) on Dec 23, 2016 at 4:04am PST Me and Santa would love to wish you all a very Merry Christmas May you all spend it with your loved ones, in great health, with good food and even better wine (sounds great, even though I'm not a wine drinker lol) A photo posted by Linda (@lifestylebylinda.nl) on Dec 24, 2016 at 1:00am PST On Santa Duty.#santa #basset #bassethound #bassetsofinstagram #instabasset #petlove #pet #petsagram #instapet #dog …

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The Bodyguard: The Musical review a joyful take on Whitney Houston’s hits

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… scene of The Bodyguard: The Musical, which began its US tour in Millburn, New Jersey, on 25 November, mimicked that of the 1992 film its based upon almost exactly. But from there the stage version veered into its own music-forward, funny, fast-paced operation. Judson Mills (who acted on Walker, Texas Ranger and, more recently, Westworld) plays the title character, Frank Farmer, a seasoned protector who is reluctant to take on the Duty of guarding one of the worlds most well-known pop stars. In …

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22 Real 911 Operators Reveal The Most Hilariously Stupid Call They Ever Received

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… anything. Im just worried that this needs to be brought to someones attention and get it out there, you know? You’re on a recorded line with all of your information on our computer, homie, but proceed. I transfer the call to the on Duty Sgt, hoping hell open up to another dude. He does, and then the truth erupts into a twisted tale of a love trapezoid straight out of an M. Night Shyamalan diary. It turns out the caller wasnt a child predator at all. He was just a horny kid on the prowl for …

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I Knew Dogs Were Loyal, But This…? I Have No Words For What He Did.

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… leave the front step. He was on guard Duty. When he saw his family, however, he eagerly left his post and swam towards them. “It’s deep here. He couldn’t run, he had to swim. The dog stood on the top step of the porch in the cold water all night. We sailed into the yard and saw him. He was standing there and trembling, and wouldn’t move away from his place. But when he saw us he was so happy. We took him into the boat and he rushed to lick us. We …

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Here are Clinton’s biggest email mistakes as secretary of state, according to the FBI

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… indifference to one’s legal Duty. Comey defined @HillaryClinton ‘s actions as gross negligence in that presser. Reince Priebus (@Reince) July 5, 2016 “Extremely careless,” “should have known”… …sure sounds a lot like “gross negligence.” Alex Griswold (@HashtagGriswold) July 5, 2016 While I respect the professionals at the FBI, this announcement defies explanation. No one should be above the law. pic.twitter.com/OqctxglquI …

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Police Dog Gets An Emotionally Beautiful Heros Salute

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… had an inoperable medical condition which required euthanasia. It is our sincere appreciation to Dr. Taylor and his staff for their efforts in treating Rocky.” Before being put to sleep, Rocky was given a hero’s salute on his final tour of Duty. The honorable pup was saluted by members of Collin County Honor Guard and by Collin County Sheriff, Terry G. Box. It is heartbreaking to see something like this. However, it’s heartwarming to know some humansare wonderful and honor …

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House-Sit For Your Neighbors While Theyre On Vacation!

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This feature requires JavaScript to function. Go answer the door. Okay. PLESH! Fievel is a cunning mouse from a motion picture, you learn. This is the first you have heard of him. The knocking at the door has stopped. Deal! I have no questions. Please go away to vacation now. Go house-sit for the Pleshes. You walk across the street to the Pleshes house. You are excited to go in and do a good job so that you can earn money. You plan to use the …

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US Navy admiral pleads guilty to lying to investigators in ‘Fat Leonard’ bribery case | Fox News

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… be the first active-Duty Naval flag officer to be charged in federal court. At a hearing in San Diego on Thursday, Gilbeau stood before the judge with a small, fluffy white service dog and told the court matter-of-factly that he was guilty as charged. He declined to comment after the hearing. Prosecutor Mark Pletcher said more will come out at his sentencing hearing Aug. 26 when the evidence will show Gilbeau’s “pervasive attempt to mislead the investigation.” Pletcher said it …

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