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25 Signs That Will Make You Lose All Hope In Humanity

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Jerry Lewis, comedian, dies at 91

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(CNN)Jerry Lewis, the slapstick-loving comedian, innovative filmmaker and generous fundraiser for the Muscular Dystrophy Association, died Sunday after a brief illness, said his publicist, Candi Cazau. He was 91. Lewis first gained fame for his frenzied comedy-and-music act with singer Dean Martin. When that ended in the mid-1950s, Lewis went solo, and by the early ’60s, he had become a top draw in movies such as “The Bellboy,” “The Nutty Professor” and “The …

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Welcome To Virgo Season, Bitches

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… Love going out? Too bad, you love staying in and working an extra 3 hours now. Love drunk texting? That’s adorable, today you’re going to text that SOB and tell him that you’re not interested and then you’re going to block his number BEFORE seeing if he responds. Love Drinking? Copious amounts of you do. No wine until you’ve had your daily 64 ounces hon. That’s the rule. See, the thing about Virgo season is that it’s not for, well, You have literally 11 …

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Humans Insisted On Mining For These Minerals, Even Though They’re Dangerous.

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… a common condition in parts of rural China and India from people Drinking contaminated water. 3.) Quartz. Wikipedia You’ve definitely heard of quartz before. It’s one of the most common minerals in Earth’s crust, and it’s used for a ton of different things. However if your inhale ground up quartz, things can go bad for you real quick. You can contract silicosis (a disease that swells the lungs and makes breathing very difficult), or even lung …

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10+ Funny White Lies Parents Tell Their Kids

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Using “alternative facts” as a parenting device, however, can occasionally misfire. If your young detective catches you in a lie, you’re in hot water. “Kids globalize and say, ‘My parent is a liar. Are they also lying about loving me?’” Canadian parenting expert Alyson Schafer told The Washington Post in 2015. On the importance of owning up to it, and making up for it, though, she added that “making a mistake gracefully is a really important …

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Jon Hamm: Therapy is like going to the dentist

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Jon Hamms life seemed to come apart just as his fame peaked. With Mad Men finished, he split with his partner and went into rehab. Now hes back as a thief in Baby Driver. Sanjiv Bhattacharya joins him for lunch Jon Hamm and I are at lunch to discuss his latest movie, Baby Driver, from the director Mad Men. Jennifer Westfeldt) and he went to rehab for Drinking. It looked like things were unravelling. That his success might even be a little bittersweet. I can see why people would think that, he …

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Here Is What A Juice Cleanse Does To Your Body

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… avoid fad diets like this one. You should also talk to your doctor if you’re contemplating making any extreme changes to your eating habits. But what about your insides? Is it like OxiClean for your organs, or more like pre-diabetes in a cup? 4. If you drink only fruit juice, you’ll be Drinking a LOT of sugar. View this image › Fox Searchlight / Via giphy.com And here’s what that might do to your body: 1. In the …

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50 Truly Terrifying Creepy Stories Thatll Scare You Into Perpetual Insomnia

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… doing. Occasionally she would come out and talk for like 2 minutes, and she would always be slurring her words – so I suspected she was Drinking a lot. Sometimes she wouldn’t say anything and she would just stand in the hallway and watch me in the living room. I would turn and see her and be surprised and say “hello beth” and then there would be this long awkward pause and she would give out her creepy high pitched giggle. It was uncomfortable being around her. She gave …

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Liar, liar: in a post-truth world, writers reveal their biggest fib

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… be back with the gang soon. Its no wonder I ended up being a political spin doctor. I have since become highly conscious of the value of truth in a profession that can treat it casually. When I got my first job, as a junior press officer at the ministry of agriculture, the director of communications, a very hard-Drinking, well-connected, Westminster operator, took me aside and gave me the most important political advice of my career: Never lie, even if your boss tells you to and you think you …

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The truth about expensive travel gear

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… the three-figure throws at home. Related Image Expand / Contract Cute compression socks really do exist. (Lilly Trotters) THE MOST GOOGLED TRAVEL QUESTIONS OF 2016 Sowards recommends breathable and machine washable options. The pillow-throw combo from TheCompanyStore.com unfolds to a throw blanket and when in the case, becomes a soft pillow. TravelSmith.com Coolmax Travel Blanket stows into a stuff sack about the size of Drinking glass, and received top reviews online for being …

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