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6 Ways Me And The Boys Messed Around With My Nanas Stair Lift Ranked By How Sick My Nana Thought It Was

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… the stair lift chair and seeing if it could drag him all the way up the stairs: Soon as the stair lift started to drag Xander up the stairs, my nana started pounding the kitchen table and screaming, “Faster!” So we made it go faster and—okay, this is fucking hilarious—it started to pull Xander’s pants down a little so you could see his ass crack and my nana just busted out laughing and started screaming that she was gonna piss herself. Luckily she didn’t piss …

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Kids: You Can’t Expect Them To Do ANYTHING Right. But At Least It’s Hilarious.

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… thought it was called “Face and Slide”. Tumblr 14.) Are you to lazy to walk down the aisle?? Zas Baidefeis 15.) Do we not understand how to clean up? Imgur 16.) We need to go over the fundamentals of hide and seek again. Reddit 17.) And this kid too! Who taught these rules! Reddit 18.) Sigh. I give up. Reddit 19.) He wanted to draw awesome germ prevention tactics. …

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This dog went viral for carrying a bag of food during Hurricane Harvey

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… and shared more than 34,000 times. Dockens told the Washington Post she followed the German shepherd mix until he was outside his family’s house in Sinton—about 30 miles northwest of Corpus Christi. “This lady comes by and tells me, ‘Is that your dog coming down the road?’” Salvador Segovia told the newspaper. “And I turn around, there comes Otis, and he’s carrying food!” Otis entered the front porch, dropped the bag of food, and lay …

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Scammers Are Constructing Fake People to Get Real Credit Cards

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… himself on social media as a credit-repair specialist. He allegedly promised on Facebook that he could deliver three new lines of credit, a $20,000 car loan, and a FICO score of at least 720 within 48 hours. Whitlock pleaded not guilty to charges of mail fraud, wire fraud, and bank fraud. He denies the prosecutors’ allegations, says his attorney, Kevin Tate, declining to comment further. Cracking down on synthetic fraud risks making it harder for younger people and recent immigrants to …

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In Chat Rooms, Unite the Right Organizers Planned to Obscure Their Racism

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… let the left look like idiots.” This planning occurred via the online platform Discord. Originally created for video gaming enthusiasts to converse via text and calls while playing their favorite games, Discord became a meetup place for members of the far right in the run-up to the 2016 election. Many of the Discord channels Reveal reviewed were shut down by the company in the days following the Charlottesville rally. More than 35,000 messages from the “Charlottesville 2.0” …

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Footage Shows Chiropractor Setting Up Hidden Cameras To Videotape Assaults

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… practice. Foley filmed female patients after asking them to strip down to their underwear to change into a medical gown. Prior to their appointments, he would set up hidden cameras throughout the room. In addition to this, women came forward to say that he had touched them inappropriately on their breasts and pubic region, and that they could “feel” his arousal. Police confiscated Foley’s computer, which had 17 voyeuristic videos as well as 51 images and films of women …

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LCD Soundsystems James Murphy: I was a joke. My wife said I was going to die

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… they could fill out Madison Square Garden, and suggested they get a big-name support band in to boost ticket sales: They were like: Well, were concerned that its a big room. So I went, Fuck it, its our last show. Were not selling out. Ive always thought theres a lot of power in being flippant if youre willing to carry it through. Its like, if two people have guns pointing at each other and the first person doesnt care if they live or die, the other one should put the gun down. LCD …

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These Elephants In India Get Their Own Spa Day Every Year. I’m Legit Jealous.

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In the south Indian state of Kerala, elephants hold a high place of honor and are often seen in their Hindu festivals. The gentle giants are not only protected by the various temples, but also pampered once a year with their own spa-like rejuvenation ceremony. The event takes place in July, during monsoon season, and is part of the traditional Hindu medicine practices known as Ayurveda. The elephants are hosed down, scrubbed with herbs and oils and given treats. Elephants …

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