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5 Ridiculously Huge Crimes America Covered Up

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… esteemed positions as President of the Japanese Medical Association, head of the Japanese Olympic Committee, and the freaking Governor of Tokyo. So there you go: Don’t commit war crimes, or else you might wind up respected and esteemed, running the largest city in the world. You know what crime America hasn’t covered up? This crime against fashion. Get it here to stand out at your next 4th of July bbq or Presidents day mattress sale. Also check out 5 Terrifying Ways Police Can …

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Kids: You Can’t Expect Them To Do ANYTHING Right. But At Least It’s Hilarious.

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Children are the light of our life. They’re beautiful, and wonderful, and we can’t stop taking their pictures. Ohhhh, children. What a joy. But for being miniature adults, they’re surprisingly terrible at everything. And although they’ll be amazingly awesome we know they’ll be one day… they really can’t be counted on to do ANYTHING right. Seriously, these 19 kids are just the tip of the Fail-iceberg. 1.) “Knock, knock.” …

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Scammers Are Constructing Fake People to Get Real Credit Cards

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On a warm day in May, agents from the FBI and the U.S. Postal Inspection Service descended on a leafy neighborhood in South Carolina and raided the home of a DJ suspected of using fake identities to obtain 558 credit cards from Capital One Financial Corp. Outside the house in Rock Hill sat a small fleet of luxury sedans that the man, Charles Whitlock Jr., had bragged about on Facebook, writing, “My Car Detail Bill is getting up there, lol.” Inside, investigators found a pair of …

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This Is How American Cuisine Is Percieved Around The World…And It’s Not Pretty

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… in all, it makes me wonder — how do our own foreign food sections stack up to reality? 1. In England, the American food section is mostly just candy. Reddit / skiptonskipper Read More: She Melted This Cheese Into Something That Will Change How You Drink Wine 2. This Belgian shop just threw an American flag sign over their soda and called it a day. Twitter / Gillian Kloet Read more: …

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In Chat Rooms, Unite the Right Organizers Planned to Obscure Their Racism

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… had hundreds of users by the time it was shut down shortly after the event. But it remained active during the rally, with more than 1,600 messages posted to its most popular chat room on the day of the event. When Nazi images intermingled with Confederate flags during the rally, some Charlottesville 2.0 participants seemed disappointed they weren’t able to keep their group swastika-free. “Welp one group decided to bring swastika flags because I saw multiple on streams,” wrote …

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Target Is Releasing Their Own Brand Of Wine This Weekend & It’s Super Cheap

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… only knows where this wine gets bottled. I don’t want to yuck your yum, but don’t pretend that this was bottled at Nick Parker’s vineyard in Napa. California Roots includes Chardonnay, Pinot Grigio, Moscato, Cabernet Sauvignon, and a red blend. So all the “dry” Sauvignon Blanc lovers will still need to pony up at the Trader Joe’s Wine Shop. The wine line officially debuts on September 3, just in time for your Labor day blackout. Target knows their fucking …

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The Rock Finally Meets 10-Year-Old Who Used San Andreas Moves To Save His Brother As Tearful Momma Looks On!

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… visit, in which mom also got a hug and EVERYONE got sweets (below)! Ladies and gentlemen, I finally met this real life 10yr old hero, Jacob O’Connor. He rescued his 2yr old brother after finding him facedown in their pool. I said, not only do I shake hands, but when I meet heroic kids, I give hugs.. now get in here. Despite the fact I looked like 9 ways of hell, battered and bloodied from my scenes, Jacob reluctantly, gave me a hug. 😂🤙🏾. A very special day we …

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You’ve Been Feeding The Ducks Wrong Your Whole Life

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Be the responsible duck feeder you know you want to be. 1. Hey! It’s a lovely day outside! Let’s go to the park to feed the ducks! View this image › tumblr.com 2. Obviously, you’re going to need something other than just your hand to feed them. View this image › giphy.com 3. How about the last of that white loaf you have on top of the …

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Jerry Lewis, comedian, dies at 91

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(CNN)Jerry Lewis, the slapstick-loving comedian, innovative filmmaker and generous fundraiser for the Muscular Dystrophy Association, died Sunday after a brief illness, said his publicist, Candi Cazau. He was 91. Lewis first gained fame for his frenzied comedy-and-music act with singer Dean Martin. When that ended in the mid-1950s, Lewis went solo, and by the early ’60s, he had become a top draw in movies such as “The Bellboy,” “The Nutty Professor” and “The …

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14 Science Jokes That Will Make You Groan

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In honor of National Tell A Joke day, here are some science jokes for nerds. Prepare to feel proud of yourself for having enough scientific knowledge to get them, and then ashamed of yourself for finding them funny. 14.  13. 12. 11. 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4.  3. 2. 1. Read more: http://www.iflscience.com/editors-blog/14-science-jokes-that-will-make-you-groan/ …

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