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Welcome To Virgo Season, Bitches

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… other seasons to run around acting like a dumbass and then go crying to the Virgo for advice. This is your one time of year to be the advice GIVER. This is the time of year when everyone wonders, “I don’t know how she does it” about Where you radiate togetherness, poise, unadulterated confidence, intimidation, efficiency and all of those other adjectives you’ve previously left for…other people. So don’t take advantage. Like I said before. Get your …

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NFL Star Interrupts Church & Says Someones About to Commit SuicideThen He Hears “That Was Me”

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… front of the church, a man stood up and pointed to himself. “Is it you?” Carr asked him. crying, the man said yes and came forward. Carr began to tear up as he embraced the man in a hug and told him “how much Jesus loved him, how much I loved him, how much of a plan God has for his life.” He prayed with the man and embraced him again before looking up to see his brother praying with a different young man. Carr walked over to join them in the man’s “five-foot …

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SZA: The record company took my hard drive from me

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… the course of our conversation, people come and go, wanting a minute of her time. A very drunk woman tries to get her number, disappears, comes back into the room and then starts crying; we move the interview to the bathroom, then get locked in. Is it always like this, I ask? A member of her entourage says no, at the exact same moment Rowe yells, delightedly, Yes! In person Rowe is frank and funny, and SZA fans love her openness and warmth. The night before we meet, she does a Q&A session …

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10+ Funny White Lies Parents Tell Their Kids

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Using “alternative facts” as a parenting device, however, can occasionally misfire. If your young detective catches you in a lie, you’re in hot water. “Kids globalize and say, ‘My parent is a liar. Are they also lying about loving me?’” Canadian parenting expert Alyson Schafer told The Washington Post in 2015. On the importance of owning up to it, and making up for it, though, she added that “making a mistake gracefully is a really important …

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Which Buffy Character You Are, Based On Your Zodiac Sign

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… generosity. Because whats better than a birthday card full of money? Lets be REAL.And you do tend to use your wit and cold-hearted honesty to deflect people from actually probing too much about your life. I mean, who wants to ever deal with all that gross stuff below the surface. Not me! You got a tough shell cuz its a tough world, ok? Also, crying in public is NOT a good look, especially with this cute Gucci dress. Your Buffy quote: “Ouch!!! Please get your extreme oafishness off my two …

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Epic MLB brawl becomes goldmine for funny memes

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… to our next golden meme, you know the Harper’s-helmet-throw portion of this flight wouldn’t he complete without it receiving a crying Jordan treatment. Behold: Bryce Harper’s helmet throw gets the treatment pic.twitter.com/vp0wYQWv4b CJ Fogler (@cjzero) May 29, 2017 Ryan Zimmerman, Harper’s teammate, later helped break up the fight and pull the Washington star out of harm’s way which only made the internet realize how solitary and lonesome their own lives have …

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10 of the most horrifying child face swaps

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… do a face swap with my infant daughter from funny ^ AND THE BABY IS HIS MUSTACHE. 8. Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy? from funny 9. *Deletes Snapchat immediately* I tried a face swap. I’m scared… from funny 10. This newest gem is permanently seared into our memory. The most horrific face-swap I’ve ever encountered… from pics And enjoy these bonus swaps if you’re not already crying: Good luck sleeping tonight! BONUS: Drone captures mesmerizing footage of water …

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Is It Wrong That I Really Want Corinne To Win The Bachelor?

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… hearts jerked around, their families didn’t. The hometown visit ends when Raven tells Nick she has no hesitations with him and he responds “well I’m really glad…. so yeah.” Vanessa Vanessa’s family is as boring and legalistic as I would expect them to be. There is a lot of arguing and crying and stressing out about stuff that honestly just doesn’t matter. He’s going to pick her or he’s going to pick someone else (and honestly, he’s …

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50 Truly Terrifying Creepy Stories Thatll Scare You Into Perpetual Insomnia

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… listened to his words, I was standing in my kitchen looking at the calendar taped to the fridge. It had “Mari” written in pink on the 17th with a heart around it, because Mari is my sister and the 17th is her birthday. I started shaking and crying, because suddenly I realized this creep has been in my apartment! I was alone, with no friends or family to run to for the night. It was me versus a creepy mystery man. I didn’t sleep much that night. Early the next morning, I talk to …

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