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Huge Twitter Thread Proves The Perfect ‘Friends’ Couple Was Rachel & Joey, Not Rachel & Ross

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… purely as anything other than a romantic interest, developing a Crush on her when he first meets her in high school. Because of this difference, Joey actually has a fun and supportive relationship with Rachel, whereas Ross sets out to sabotage any otherrelationship she pursues when she’s not with him. 6/ ARGUMENT #1: Ross Never Saw Rachel As a Friend, But Joey Did. kaneandgriffin (@kaneandgriffin) August 8, 2017 19/ He had a Crush on her in high school, so he “claimed” …

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You Are Robot Boy! Can You Save Japan From Monsters?

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… council president who you have a Crush on. Stammer shyly. Talk to Keiko, the schools star athlete who you have a Crush on. Keiko is dressed in her team uniform to play Balloon Debacle, Japans national sport. It is an ancient game of agility and strength, originally played by samurai to determine who would get to commit suicide first by swallowing a lime and choking to death on it. The modern version of the sport was made nonlethal by replacing the lime with a balloon that …

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MashReads Podcast: ‘The Idiot’ is one of the best books you’ll read all year

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… wasn’t particularly interested in high school math acquisition, but nobody ever said we were put on this earth for our own entertainment”) or Selin watching a Crush dig through his pockets (“An amazing sight, someone youre infatuated with trying to fish something out of a jeans pocket”), Batuman writes of Selin’s adventures with a bluntness and dryness that’s witty, so mundane that it’s surreal, and yet, instantly relatable in a way that will make …

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What we’re hoping to hear from Facebook at F8

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… we’re pretty sure Zuckerberg won’t use the (very public) F8 stage to detail his seemingly diabolical plan to Crush Snapchat. But bet on Zuck and others taking the opportunity to brag about the sheer dominance of Instagram Stories, the recently-released Messenger Day update and the new Snapchat clone that lives inside the main Facebook app. There are no less than three sessions dedicated to “Facebook Camera” two of which are dedicated to making frames and one called …

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PJ O’Rourke says blame the elites for Trump and Brexit and vote for Clinton

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In this febrile world, his beloved Republican party in the hands of a reptile, the charming libertarian humourist finds himself endorsing a Democrat PJ ORourke has long been a certain kind of leftwing womans secret libertarian Crush. The Republican on the bookshelf between Chomsky and iek. The kind of guy wheeled out to counter the whole schtick that all rightwingers are as funny as Darth Vader and as pretty as Chewbacca. Crumpled, rumpled, charming, chaotic, funny, clever, ORourke is best …

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16 Things That Happen When Your Best Friend Is Like, Really Really Hot

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1. You always end up answering more questions about THEIR dating life than your own. EVERYONE wants to know the status of their relationship on Facebook, whether or not there’s a ring on their finger, if they’re interested in someone. They are just hothotHOT and everyone has a Crush on them. And you, their confidant/partner in crime obviously HAS to have the in on the deets. If another “so tell me about Ari…” text comes across your screen you’re probably …

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This Snapchat feature can tell you if your crush is into you

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… more unbearable Minutes later my finger hovers over those three little dots. I tell myself it’s too soon to check, but the compulsion gets the better of me. I feel a fluttery sensation within as I tap that telltale icon shaped like an eye. Story views Image: Dustin Drankoski / mashable And, there it is: a notification to tell me that my Crush has already viewed my Snap Story. The sight of these two little words fills me with joy. “Omg, does he like me?” I ask myself. …

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