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Partition, 70 years on: Salman Rushdie, Kamila Shamsie and other writers reflect

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… noisy, the photographs are overcome by a hush as ifviolence has blasted the scene still and all the millions of people in the Crowds have been condemned to an eternal moment. The quantity of people is important here, and the fact that every individual in this crowd of millions appears to be missing his or her face. You cannot see the person for an emotion more primal than our human selves has consumed their individual natures to make them part of a whole catastrophic betrayal. Pandit Nehru wears …

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Life goes on try dancing: our writers favourite music moments of 2016

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… in my heart and that sensation in my stomach that you get when youre terrified or very hungry. As you will have guessed, I got from one end to the other from Tuesday afternoon until Sunday at which point I fled Somerset. I wouldnt say I enjoyed it; I managed it. I hated the mud; I hated the Crowds; I hated the scale of the site; I hated that the mud and the Crowds and the scale combined meant it took an eternity to get anywhere. I was working most of each day, so I didnt see much music, nor did …

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Trumps 7 Techniques To Control The Media

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… the media and communicate with the public directly. The American public learns what Trump thinks through his tweets. Shortly after the election, Trump released a video message outlining some of the executive actions he plans to take on his first day in office. Aids say Trump has alsoexpressed interest in continuing to hold the large rallies that became a staple of his candidacy. They say he likes the instant gratification and adulation that the cheering Crowds provide. The word media comes from …

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Dale From Top Chef Will Make Dumplings At Newark Airport

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… Little Purse, a dumpling joint by Top Chef star Dale Talde. View this image › Courtesy of Parts and Labor Design NYC & OTG Management The chef made his name on the TV show, and gathers big Crowds at his Brooklyn restaurant, which earned praise for its signature pretzel pork and chive dumplings. And there’s eco-friendly mood lighting at the ramen bar. View …

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My therapist gave me a pill: can MDMA help cure trauma?

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… someone necking a load of pills at a rave. When James CJ Hardin, now 36, came back to the US from his tour of Iraq in 2006, he knew something was wrong. He was having nightmares and difficulty sleeping; loud sounds, Crowds of people and flashes of light would send him into a state of anxiety. Id get tunnel vision and become hypervigilant, pulse racing and breath shallow. There were no flashbacks while he was awake, but he had nightmares about combat almost every night. He self-medicated with …

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De La Soul 10 of the best

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With their new album And the Anonymous Nobody out now, lets relive the career of the Daisy Age pioneers 1. (Not Just) Knee Deep, first single Me, Myself and I lit the fuse for 3 Feets mainstream explosion, and while the Plugs would grow increasingly weary of performing the song to pop Crowds unhip to their oeuvre, the tunes individualist ethos, if not its aesthetic, would remain central to everything that followed. 2. I Cant Go for That (No Can Do). A less personal precursor to My Brothers a …

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Deep-fried Jello-O wins best food at Texas State Fair Big Tex Choice Awards

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Fried Jell-O captured the hearts, and stomachs, of judges at the pre-awards food ceremony for the State Fair of Texas. (State Fair of Texas) When it comes to Americas top state fair foods, theres no doubt that deep-fried is in. From deep-fried  butter to deep-friend nachos, battered or breaded, anything with a satisfying crunch has been a hit with Crowds across the country for the past few years. This year, a deep-fried cherry Jell-O dish took home the top prize on Sunday at the …

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How Much Of A Mess You Are Based On Your Wine Glass Of Choice

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… trusted travel buddy came along for the ride. Solo Cup Youre spiritually, and probably actually, the oldest person at the party. SWUG doesnt even begin to cover it. And while youre definitely over large Crowds and guys named Colin shouting the words to Billy Joel, youre definitely still very into making red wine teeth your statement piece of the night. PS, its totally okay to still think Colin is hot, and to make your Tinder radius one mile to see if you match. Youre still human, girl. Measuring …

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Bolt of Lightning Muhammad Ali Laid to Rest in Louisville

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… onto the windshield that the driver had to push some of them aside to see the road. Others fell silent and looked on reverently as the champ went by. “I’ve been crying all week,” said Mike Stallings, of Louisville, who brought his two young sons to bid farewell to the sports legend who grew up as Cassius Clay. “As big as he was he never looked down on people. He always mingled among the Crowds.” Ali chose the cemetery as his final resting place a decade ago. Its …

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