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5 Ridiculously Huge Crimes America Covered Up

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Everyone has something in their past they’d like to keep hidden. Not paying for those Cokes in the bottom of your grocery cart, an ill-advised breakdancing phase, a secret second family, etc. But whatever horrible sin you may think you’ve gotten away with (we know, Li’l B; we will always know), it’s nothing compared to some of the enormous crimes the U.S. government pulled off … 4 The US Government Gave An International Assassin And Terrorist Witness …

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A Veteran’s Service Dog Was Stolen From His Yard By A Friend, But Now She’s Home!

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Many veterans of the Iraq War returned Stateside with PTSD associated with the violence they had to witness while they fought for our country. War veteran Francisco Torres coped with his own PTSD with help from his German shepherd companion, TJ. This pup was gifted to Torres after the war and has since grown to be a part of the family. Torres and his wife, Angela, were shocked to discover one morning that TJ had gone missing overnight. While watching surveillance footage from their …

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In Chat Rooms, Unite the Right Organizers Planned to Obscure Their Racism

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… NRA cucks who the TRUE defenders of their country really are and could likely lead many of them to join the cause,” the user wrote, using a slang term derived from “cuckold.” The iconic “Make America Great Again” baseball caps popularized by Trump’s presidential campaign served a similar purpose. “Bring your MAGA hats if you’ve got ’em,” Kessler wrote in a June post. “If Antifa fucks with us it’ll look like average Trump …

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Jerry Lewis, comedian, dies at 91

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(CNN)Jerry Lewis, the slapstick-loving comedian, innovative filmmaker and generous fundraiser for the Muscular Dystrophy Association, died Sunday after a brief illness, said his publicist, Candi Cazau. He was 91. Lewis first gained fame for his frenzied comedy-and-music act with singer Dean Martin. When that ended in the mid-1950s, Lewis went solo, and by the early ’60s, he had become a top draw in movies such as “The Bellboy,” “The Nutty Professor” and “The …

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These Elephants In India Get Their Own Spa Day Every Year. I’m Legit Jealous.

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… in this area of the country have been endangered since 1986, their population declining over 50% over the last three generations. Daily Mail As the state animal, it’s clear that they take their care for the big guys very seriously. Daily Mail There are over 700 elephants owned by temples and individuals throughout Kerala. Daily Mail Aside from the religious importance, a few of the country’s elephants are used to help work …

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23 things non-English-speaking immigrants gave us that we totally don’t need. Not at all.

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… and nectarines essential to our lives. According to a Pew Research Center study, over 40% of farm workers in some states are undocumented. Estimates peg the total share of foreign-born farm workers between 70% and 90%. Photo by David McNew/Getty Images. 18. Or railroads that carry freight and Amish people across the country. Thousands of Chinese immigrant laborers helped build America’s rail network. Photo by Loco Steve/Flickr. 19. Or pastrami sandwiches. Thanks, …

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The Best ‘Bachelorette’ Recap Youll Ever Read, Part 2: I Am Shooketh

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… I think the opposite but I guess thats what makes this country of ours so great. Okay the Spanish language book is actually kind of cute, but kissing Bryan literally looks like the seventh circle of hell to me. IDK if this assessment makes sense, but he just uses too much mouth. Wayyyy too much mouth.  At this point, Im still team Peter, but all of that is about to change Peter and Rachel have this green camo thing going on. Ive never seen a couple that matches better in my life. Their …

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Unlearning the myth of American innocence

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The long read: When she was 30, Suzy Hansen left the US for Istanbul and began to realise that Americans will never understand their own country until they see it as the rest of the world does My mother recently found piles of my notebooks from when I was a small child that were filled with plans for my future. I was very ambitious. I wrote out what I would do at every age: when I would get married and when I would have kids and when I would open a dance studio. When I left my small hometown …

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Partition, 70 years on: Salman Rushdie, Kamila Shamsie and other writers reflect

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… the same loss as Brij Krishna, Gandhis secretary, as a man who has clambered up a tree for a view of the funeral pyre, as a refugee ona train leaving Delhi for Lahore. I was glad to be alone for I found my face was wet with tears. But I wasnt weeping over the past, I was grieving for the present. The political wing of the RSS, the organisation to which Gandhis assassin was once a member, is the party that runs the country now, and it exults in the same vocabulary of violence now as then. The …

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Luke Bryan lets terminally ill fan grab his butt despite no-touching rule

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Bryan, 41, allowed fan Francis Stanaway to touch his behind during a meet-and-greet before the show. Stanaway was able to meet the country Girl (Shake It For Me) singer through a program called Gift of a Day that was set up by her care center. Luke Bryan Finally Breaks His No Butt-Touching Rule for 88-Year-Old Terminally Ill Fan https://t.co/l8CmCXXfYM — People Magazine (@people) July 25, 2017 VINNIE JONES CLAIMS HIS TWITTER WAS HACKED, DENIES POSTING PHOTO OF FOX MASSACRE Stanaway also …

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