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Scammers Are Constructing Fake People to Get Real Credit Cards

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… fraud, Auriemma Consulting found. Banks started becoming particularly concerned after noticing write-offs were climbing among borrowers with higher credit scores, LexisNexis’s Bjerke says. “We’re seeing many more delinquencies and write-offs in these high credit scores that are out of whack,” he says. Card issuers try to prevent synthetic fraud by noting which Computers and tablets customers use to file credit applications. But Whitlock, the DJ arrested in South …

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A Non-Comprehensive List Of Fears That Keep Me Up At Night

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… think, “You’re going to fuck up your nerves,” all the time. But I can’t stop. So I have this completely unfounded belief that I’m doing permanent damage to my skin because of my anxiety. And that, well. That kind of sucks. Five. I’m worried that if I don’t work all the time someone will take my job out from under me. Like they will swoop in, and me on an unpredictable Saturday. And then what would I have besides a couple of Computers and a superiority …

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Push to record: A creator’s eulogy for Vine

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… just fine, but we lost our photo albums, our notebooks, our Computers with years of work. Its lost in the ashes of Vine. I cant understand how they couldnt pivot. To incorporate Vine into Twitter. To reinvent Vine, an app that still resides in so many phones. It seems to be about the money. And sometimes a match must be lit to save a larger company. But heres the important point: we escaped the building intact and alive with memories and experience. When we look around, we are not Vine …

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22 Real 911 Operators Reveal The Most Hilariously Stupid Call They Ever Received

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… “multiple men.” Calls 911 when he receives text from man claiming to be father of child threatening violence and jail time. Investigation ensues, dick pic recipient is actually cheating ho wife from a city called Hooker. 22. “Wild Rabbit in my garden!” I was a 9-1-1 operator before Computers so technology has changed a bit but people haven’t! Elderly caller: I need the police, there is a wild rabbit in my garden eating my garden vegetables. (I did not send anyone) …

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Isis is as much an offshoot of our global civilisation as Google

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… nations, and that has remained unchanged from Angela Merkel? And if you do come up with something, was it also there back in thedays of Goethe, of Frederick Barbarossa? What will happen when Computers replace people in an increasing number of jobs? Alex Proyass I, Robot from 2004 Photograph: Allstar The Athenian democracy was a half-hearted experiment that survived for barely 200 years in a small corner of the Balkans. If European civilisation for the last 25 centuries has been defined …

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Can You Survive A Night On The Town With The Rat Pack?

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This feature requires JavaScript to function. Continue walking. Go back home and get laughed at by yokels. Nope. Your cool $50 is still in the sewer where you threw it. Its gator food now. Go back home and get laughed at by yokels. Start Over You continue to walk. You see casinos, lights, and a crisp $50 bill lying in the street. Normally, this would have your pleasure sensors lighting up like a Las Vegas night in November, but since you just …

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Inside the Gorgeously Violent Mind of Brian De Palma, Cinemas Most Polarizing Filmmaker

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… day, he says. The Daily Beast sat down with De Palma in New York to discuss his storied career. Keith had played me in Home Movies, so I wrote this character into Dressed to Kill. But Id build Computers as a teenager and won a couple of science fairs in high school. I was in a difficult situation. My mother was very unhappy, and she charged me with following my father when I was about 16. I would never do it of my own volition. It was very odd. I was acting as a surrogate for my mother, …

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