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5 Ridiculously Huge Crimes America Covered Up

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Everyone has something in their past they’d like to keep hidden. Not paying for those Cokes in the bottom of your grocery cart, an ill-advised breakdancing phase, a secret second family, etc. But whatever horrible sin you may think you’ve gotten away with (we know, Li’l B; we will always know), it’s nothing compared to some of the enormous crimes the U.S. government pulled off … 4 The US Government Gave An International Assassin And Terrorist Witness …

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This dog went viral for carrying a bag of food during Hurricane Harvey

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… know him. And people always feed him … Otis also likes to take off alone, and he knows his way around town. Sometimes, he goes to the local Dairy Queen, where someone gives him some ice cream or hamburger, Segovia said. He likes to stop by a local lumber and building supply store that sells dog food. The owners always feed him. Related video This transgender comic book author is finally ready to publish as a woman. “Otis is a smart dog,” Segovia said. “He knows …

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Jerry Lewis, comedian, dies at 91

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(CNN)Jerry Lewis, the slapstick-loving comedian, innovative filmmaker and generous fundraiser for the Muscular Dystrophy Association, died Sunday after a brief illness, said his publicist, Candi Cazau. He was 91. Lewis first gained fame for his frenzied comedy-and-music act with singer Dean Martin. When that ended in the mid-1950s, Lewis went solo, and by the early ’60s, he had become a top draw in movies such as “The Bellboy,” “The Nutty Professor” and “The …

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Luc Besson on turning Rihanna into a 28th-century Cleopatra and being stood up by Prince

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… one. He gives a soft heh-heh. Its kind of crazy. Adapted from the comic strip Dane DeHaan and The Fifth Element was progressive in its view of race and gender, placing in the traditional damsel-in-distress role a priapic African-American man ( Alain Delon, are you? He felt completely alone. Youre by yourself. Youre too weird for girls. The two subjects I could talk about were dolphins and movies. The girls actually ran away when they saw me. Out of these feelings of isolation came his …

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Laverne Cox Educates After Breakfast Club Guest Jokes About Killing Trans Women

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Trans actressLaverne Coxemphasized on Sunday that jokes about violence towards trans people can be seriously dangerous for the community, responding to a viral clip of stand-up comic Lil Duval saying he would kill a trans woman if he discovered he had sex with her. Activists and allies for the trans community are upset after Lil Duvals remarks from a Friday Breakfast Club interview went viral over the weekend. In the interview, host DJ Envy asked Lil Duval what his reaction would be if he …

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‘Valerian’ turns French comic into epic mess

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(CNN)A feast for the eyes and positively numbing on the brain, “Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets” makes an early bid for worst movie of the year — or at least, the most ostentatious waste of money, given the lavish trappings of this comic-book adaptation from French writer-director Luc Besson. To be fair, the actors’ performances are largely drowned under the psychedelic mayhem surrounding them, but even so, it’s a photo finish in this setting …

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MashReads Podcast: ‘The Idiot’ is one of the best books you’ll read all year

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… including: reading The New York Times Magazine’s Letters of Recommendation and listening to Carly Rae Jepsen’s album Emotion when you’re having a bad day. Next week are discussing the latest dive into the Spider-Man universe, Spider-Man: Homecoming, because, comic books, folks. We hope you’ll join us. And if you’re looking for another book to sink your teeth into, we suggest Homegoing by Yaa Gyasi, our new MashReads book club pick for the month. Gyasi will be …

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Here’s why you should always be honest with your friends

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Whether you’ve ever had lipstick on your teeth or get caught with toilet paper on your shoe, this comic captures those feels when your friends let you down, but a complete stranger has your back. SEE ALSO: The Best comics You’re Not Reading Yet Image: andrea mcneil Image: andrea mcneil Image: andrea mcneil Image: andrea mcneil Image: andrea mcneil Be a true friend, people. WATCH: DIY Spider-Man learns to web-swing, low-budget style Read more: …

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Spider-Man: Homecoming at last a superhero film for millennials

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With an authentically awkward star turn from Tom Holland, the latest outing for Marvels web-slinger is perfectly tuned for a teenage audience comic books arent for children any more, and neither are comic-book films. Yes, you can take the kids to newspaper thinkpieces. This is a big part of the reason why the Avengers, as uncool grownups who just dont get what the kids are up to. Chris Evans Captain America makes an appearance, hilariously memefied into a public service announcement in which he …

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The day John Cleese asked me in for tea, sympathy and careers advice

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Its 1986, and Tom Connolly, a directionless, drunk 19-year-old writes to his comic hero suggesting they co-write a film. To his amazement he receives a reply, containing an invitation As a directionless 19-year-old in 1986, I wrote a drunken letter to my hero John Cleese after watching a Un Chien Andalou and Men Like Air is published by Myriad at 9.99. To buy a copy for 8.49, go to …

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