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Welcome To Virgo Season, Bitches

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… You had Leo season to get sloppy, make a scene (or 12), and just generally act like a damn idiot. Now it’s time to pull yourself together. You know that stovetop you haven’t cleaned all year? Get to Target, buy yourself some $4.99 stovetop cleaner, and scrub-a-dub-dub, hon. Your baseboards? They’re fucking filthy, friend. I’m sure you need a new toothbrush anyway so pull that bent AF Soft Bristle brush out of its holder and get to cleaning. You have way too many contacts …

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Ordinary Beach Is Transformed When Old Bottles Become Beautiful Sea Glass

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… but today, you’d have to dig to see that. That’s because the beach in entirely covered in sea glass. The beach used to be a dumping site for glass and porcelain back in the days of the Soviet Union. Truckloads of old bottles, dishes, and other glass and ceramic items were simply dumped on the sand and left. That sounds pretty irresponsible these days, but nature has a funny way of cleaning up our messes in unexpected ways. After years of being ground down by sand, water and wind, …

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12 Of The Silliest Reasons Folks Had To Be Rushed To The ER

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… cadomski 7. Flickr / Aidan Jones “I have an uncle who BROKE A RIB with a sneeze.” PastorPuff 9. Wikimedia Commons “I got a roll of toilet paper stuck on my finger. I worked in a fast food restaurant when I was a teenager and one night before cleaning the restrooms I grabbed a couple of very large rolls of TP. My hands were full of cleaning products, and since the toilet paper rolls had plastic rings in the middle I stuck one roll on a finger to …

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50 Truly Terrifying Creepy Stories Thatll Scare You Into Perpetual Insomnia

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… uncomfortable – they say next time I see him to call them. I also inform the other staff working in the centre what happened. Security walks me to my car that evening and I get home safely. 2 weeks pass and no sign of Eugene which is a relief and I assume he had given up. It was a pretty quiet day on this one particular day so I decide to do some serious cleaning of our shelves. I’m cleaning for about 15 minutes on my knees before I have to grab some more paper towel. I stand up and …

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18 Uses For Baby Oil You Didn’t Know About (And That Have Nothing To Do With Babies)

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Every parent knows that baby oil is a necessity in any home with a newborn. It keeps their skin soft and snuggle-able year-round. But what you might not know is that the infant-friendly oil is great for tons of other things. From removing paint from your skin to getting gum out of your hair, the baby product should actually be thought of more as a bathroom — or even home — essential. 1. Put a thin layer of the oil on any exposed skin during the winter — it will prevent …

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The truth about expensive travel gear

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… pain, a travel pillow is worth a try. A blanket Victoria Sowards, director of nursing resources for Passport Health, a travel health services provider, suggests making this a BYOB (Bring Your Own Blanket) affair. Bringing one from home, you know it is clean and germ free, she said. Though high end cashmere travel blankets are all the rage with celebrities, avoid spending too much on anything requires dry-cleaning. Between spilled drinks during turbulent flights and general wear-and-tear, leave …

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11 Things We All Do In The Shower That Have Nothing To Do With Getting Clean

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… Teeth Flickr / Winston Hearn Really, it just makes sense to get this out of the way at the same time. 4. cleaning The Walls Flickr / m01229 Maybe you were in a rush to get out the door, or maybe you just knew you’d need the energy boost, but there’s no shame in a soggy snack now and then. 8. …And A Drink Flickr / Davidlohr Bueso There are just so many people to thank! You have to be prepared so that you don’t leave …

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Dad Wakes Up To Find A Pooptastrophe Destroyed His Home When A Roomba Rolls Over Dog Poop

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… continue the cleaning cycle. Because if that happens, it will spread the dog poop over every conceivable surface within its reach, resulting in a home that closely resembles a Jackson Pollock poop painting. It will be on your floorboards. It will be on your furniture legs. It will be on your carpets. It will be on your rugs. It will be on your kids’ toy boxes. If it’s near the floor, it will have poop on it. Those awesome wheels, which have a checkered surface for better traction, …

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Five Unexpected Ways Your Bed Is Making You Sick And How To Fix It For Good

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… mattress, but it has to be done otherwise it will only spread further. Therefore, after removing mold from your mattress, you should immediately take steps to prevent this problem from recurring. I don’t know about you, but I found out I washighly allergic to mold when it had secretly built up in my mattress. No amount of cleaning the sheets did the trick my bed needed a serious shake-down, and yours might, too! Problem #5: Chemicals Morgan Swofford for LittleThings Many people …

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The Surprising Health Benefits Of Owning A Dog

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… weight. It’s also a great way to build up strength in your bones and joints, making them less susceptible to brittleness later in life. This is especially important for women who are at risk for osteoporosis. Dog Benefit #7: Improved Heart Health Morgan Swofford for LittleThings There’s no delicate way to put it: Dogs can be downright gross. They like to chew on things, roll in things, and get into all kinds of nasty business. And while hand washing and cleaning up are, of …

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