FunniesDaily

23 things non-English-speaking immigrants gave us that we totally don’t need. Not at all.

, , , ,

… Yiddish-speakers! Photo by Spencer Platt/Getty Images. 20. Or chicken parmesan. Thanks, Neopolitan-speakers! Photo by jeffreyw/Flickr. 21. Or P.F. Chang’s … and much of modern Chinese cuisine. Cecilia Chang “spoke little English” when she immigrated to San Francisco in the ’60s. She went on to introduce Americans to a variety of classic Chinese dishes. Her son Philip co-founded P.F. Chang’s in 1993. Photo by M.O. Stevens/Wikimedia Commons. …

Read More...

Chuck E. Cheeses Is Getting Rid Of Its Robot Band And We Don’t Know How To Feel

, , , ,

… piece of our childhoods that’s biting the dust, along with classic Nickelodeon, Lunchables, and Dunkaroos. It’s weird to think that future children will never run around a Chuck E. Cheese with arobot band jerkily performing just out of the corner of theireye while theytry to win those last three tickets atskee-ball. On the other? Giphy Don’t tell me that thing isn’t going to steal my soul through its eyes. Its dead, lifeless, animatronic eyes. On Twitter, plenty of …

Read More...

20 Times The ‘Made In China’ Label Made Us Skeptical Of Foreign Products

, , , ,

… Chamele N°5. classic! Reddit / hypernull 3. One of these things is not like the others. Wikipedia 4. Even the NRA has some of their stuff made in China. Reddit / Kilgore616 5. If they make buildings like this, I don’t really feel like they should be making toys for small children. Wikipedia 6. So close! Reddit / sladesmom 7. They might want to …

Read More...

What Happened During This Baby Photo Shoot Is Hilariously Awkward.

, , , ,

… took a stand. A stand that would leave a mark on not only his dad, but the world at large. We salute you, little man. (via Mashable) Take that, classic baby photos! Is it just me, or is that little guy laughing his butt off (literally)?  This four day-old was doing what came natural to him, but maybe dad will plan the next photo shoot a little more carefully. Read more: http://viralnova.com/baby-photoshoot/ …

Read More...

Robinson Cano’s go-ahead home run lifts AL All-Stars in 10th inning

, , , ,

… flame-throwers, rather than its standout sluggers. At 34, the Seattle second baseman was among the oldest players in an event built around so many of the sport’s new, young stars, and he was added to the roster only Friday as an injury replacement. At that time, he didn’t realize baseball players and owners had scrapped the rule giving home-field advantage in the Fall classic to the league that wins the Midsummer classic. “When I found out, I said, I might get an at-bat,” …

Read More...

British Twitter responded to the Fourth of July with an avalanche of jokes

, , , ,

… leader. Tiernan Douieb (@TiernanDouieb) July 4, 2017 Don’t worry, America: we were probably just jealous that you had a day off work and we didn’t. [H/T Twitter Moments] WATCH: In honor of Fourth of July, we made a DIY side-by-side comparison of the classic 1996 ‘Independence Day’ trailer Read more: http://mashable.com/2017/07/05/british-twitter-fourth-of-july-jokes/ …

Read More...

7 Bikini Pic Poses That Will Get You A ‘U Up?’ Text

, , , ,

… against soft porn? Or does that not apply if youre extra? Sighs. Anyway, apparently Ariel likes to call herself a role model for young girls, and if by role model she means showing them how to pose for the nudes they send their boyfriends then, yes, she absolutely is one. The Vag Flash is a classic pose if youre looking to have people mistake you for a porn star. Happens. They key here is to widen your legs as much as possible so your thighs look thin AF and also to leave your morality and human …

Read More...

Epic MLB brawl becomes goldmine for funny memes

, , , ,

… pinball. Sobe a little dangerous to get in there sometimes.” Tough to argue with that, actually, especially coming from a guy who missed a season after being obliterated by a man charging him at full speed. And thanks for the memes, guys. WATCH: Things you didnt know about the classic Superman and Batman films Read more: http://mashable.com/2017/05/30/bryce-harper-hunter-strickland-fight/ …

Read More...

These Are 15 Of The Craziest Things That Animals Do To Get Laid

, , , ,

… touching. Female spiders that were unable to feel a back rub were more likely to reject their mates, and in some cases, they ate them. Sometimes, it’s for the best to be “forever alone.” 5. Bring your date flowers. View this image › Leo / Via Flickr: 0ystercatcher This one is an obvious classic, considering the movies tell us that the key to a girl’s heart is a beautiful, dazzling rose. The …

Read More...