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Kids: You Can’t Expect Them To Do ANYTHING Right. But At Least It’s Hilarious.

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Children are the light of our life. They’re beautiful, and wonderful, and we can’t stop taking their pictures. Ohhhh, Children. What a joy. But for being miniature adults, they’re surprisingly terrible at everything. And although they’ll be amazingly awesome we know they’ll be one day… they really can’t be counted on to do ANYTHING right. Seriously, these 19 kids are just the tip of the Fail-iceberg. 1.) “Knock, knock.” …

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The Rock Finally Meets 10-Year-Old Who Used San Andreas Moves To Save His Brother As Tearful Momma Looks On!

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… sure is. Thank you so much Christa for flying out to Vancouver to allow us to meet you and your boys, Jacob and Gavin. We had a blast and grateful to have you on our set. #OConnorFamily #ProudMamaA post shared by therock (@therock) on Sep 5, 2017 at 7:11am PDT Surprise! (mama shedding a few happy tears for her boys) I told Jacob and his brother Gavin that when kids visit my movie sets, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory because Children get to eat all the chocolate and …

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Jerry Lewis, comedian, dies at 91

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(CNN)Jerry Lewis, the slapstick-loving comedian, innovative filmmaker and generous fundraiser for the Muscular Dystrophy Association, died Sunday after a brief illness, said his publicist, Candi Cazau. He was 91. Lewis first gained fame for his frenzied comedy-and-music act with singer Dean Martin. When that ended in the mid-1950s, Lewis went solo, and by the early ’60s, he had become a top draw in movies such as “The Bellboy,” “The Nutty Professor” and “The …

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Houston Couple Calls Fast Food Chain To Order Breakfast Burritos & Rescue Boat & They Deliver!

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… Kill Black People’ ICYMI: Lil’ Yachty Spaces FARRR Out In Painful Interview — But It Still Went Smoother Than These Other Celeb Chats! Children Tossed From Windows In ‘Unprecedented’ London Apartment Inferno Claiming 12 Lives — Death Toll Expected To Rise Smirnoff Trolls Trump With HIGHlarious Ad Campaign Referencing The Russia Investigation! Read more: http://perezhilton.com/2017-08-31-hurricane-harvey-houston-couple-rescued-chick-fil-a-boat-jet-skis …

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23 things non-English-speaking immigrants gave us that we totally don’t need. Not at all.

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… fateful July day in Independence Hall: “Meh, being British wouldn’t be so bad!” Non-native English speakers have been propping up, improving, and straight-up saving this country since (actual) day one. The language you speak when you land in a new country doesn’t predict how valuable an American you can be, and never did. Immigrants, whether they can recite “The Wanderings of Oisin” from memory or can’t read a Children’s book, are the lifeblood of …

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Chuck E. Cheeses Is Getting Rid Of Its Robot Band And We Don’t Know How To Feel

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… piece of our childhoods that’s biting the dust, along with classic Nickelodeon, Lunchables, and Dunkaroos. It’s weird to think that future Children will never run around a Chuck E. Cheese with arobot band jerkily performing just out of the corner of theireye while theytry to win those last three tickets atskee-ball. On the other? Giphy Don’t tell me that thing isn’t going to steal my soul through its eyes. Its dead, lifeless, animatronic eyes. On Twitter, plenty of …

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Disney apps spying on children, lawsuit claims

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The Walt Disney Company has been slapped with a lawsuit claiming that more than 40 of its smartphone apps are illegally spying on Children. The class-action lawsuit alleges that Disney is violating the Childrens Online Privacy Protection Act (COPPA). The law, passed in 1998, was designed to protect the privacy of Children online. “COPPA imposes certain requirements on operators of websites or online services directed to Children under 13 years of age, and on operators of other websites or …

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20 Times The ‘Made In China’ Label Made Us Skeptical Of Foreign Products

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… Chamele N°5. Classic! Reddit / hypernull 3. One of these things is not like the others. Wikipedia 4. Even the NRA has some of their stuff made in China. Reddit / Kilgore616 5. If they make buildings like this, I don’t really feel like they should be making toys for small Children. Wikipedia 6. So close! Reddit / sladesmom 7. They might want to …

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23 Things You’ll Never Hear A Parent Say

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… bite of chocolate. Just one, and then you can go back to eating your vegetables.” View this image › Flickr: steve_brace / Via Creative Commons 22. “Disneyland is actually quite affordable!” View this image › Paramount Pictures 23. “I just haven’t been to enough Children’s birthday parties in this life.” …

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Partition, 70 years on: Salman Rushdie, Kamila Shamsie and other writers reflect

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… capital P) was considered amajor even defining theme for the Indian novel in English. The same was true of independence. Part of this was, of course, the legacy of Midnights Children. Rushdie had done a terrifically funny job of demonstrating how each one of us might potentially be the author of modern Indias history, not unlike the way AStrange and Sublime Address had been displaced, and their present-day lives engendered, by partition. So it was with my family. My parents had grown up in …

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