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This Is How American Cuisine Is Percieved Around The World…And It’s Not Pretty

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… in all, it makes me wonder — how do our own foreign food sections stack up to reality? 1. In England, the American food section is mostly just candy. Reddit / skiptonskipper Read More: She Melted This Cheese Into Something That Will change How You Drink Wine 2. This Belgian shop just threw an American flag sign over their soda and called it a day. Twitter / Gillian Kloet Read more: …

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Footage Shows Chiropractor Setting Up Hidden Cameras To Videotape Assaults

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… practice. Foley filmed female patients after asking them to strip down to their underwear to change into a medical gown. Prior to their appointments, he would set up hidden cameras throughout the room. In addition to this, women came forward to say that he had touched them inappropriately on their breasts and pubic region, and that they could “feel” his arousal. Police confiscated Foley’s computer, which had 17 voyeuristic videos as well as 51 images and films of women …

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LCD Soundsystems James Murphy: I was a joke. My wife said I was going to die

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… Damascene conversion from uptight indie rocker to dance-music fan in a Manhattan club. (I watched his life completely change in that moment, says DJ and producer David Holmes, and it was beautiful.) But elsewhere it doesnt offer the most flattering portrayal of him. At one juncture, a former associate describes him flatly as a complete cunt: if no one else goes that far, a lot of interviewees seem keen to suggest that behind Murphys exterior (it seems to be a legal requirement for every …

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Houston Couple Calls Fast Food Chain To Order Breakfast Burritos & Rescue Boat & They Deliver!

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… moment, I was there to answer the phone and get him help.” In case you’ve forgotten, the company has been known to have an anti-gay agenda, and would even donate directly to anti-gay groups! Even after promising not to do so, they still hosted a fundraiser for one group. Still, we’re glad to see some good here. After all, we can still hope for change! [Image via Reddit.] Related Stories Police Officer Under Investigation After Telling Woman Not To Worry, ‘We Only …

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The Best ‘Bachelorette’ Recap Youll Ever Read, Part 2: I Am Shooketh

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Now that the Rose Ceremony we all knew the ending to is over, it’s time to finally get into the meat of this finale. Will she pick Bryan, or will she pick Peter? You think this will be like, your normal run-of-the-mill finale with a no-proposal fake-out wherein the person who wasn’t going to propose has a change of heart, but shit gets off the rails pretty fast.  A hot air balloon. Of course.  Bryan: I think it would be a mistake if you didnt choose me. Me: Wow …

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NFL Star Interrupts Church & Says Someones About to Commit SuicideThen He Hears “That Was Me”

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ShareTweet Oakland Raiders quarterback Derek Carr made headlines in June when he signed the richest contract in NFL history. Better than signing the historical contract was Carr’s response when asked what he’d use his $125 million for over the next five years. “The first thing I’ll do is pay my tithe like I have since I was in college,” Carr told CBS Sports. “Giving $700 on a scholarship check. That won’t change. I’ll do that.” His …

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Imagine if every school played this Kid President ‘pep talk’ before class.

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… they’re still living in their mom’s basement!” Ain’t nobody got time for bullies. 3. History is made by ordinary people like you and me and Justin Timberlake! If you have an idea that you love, go for it. You never know what’ll happen. Maybe you’ll invent something or write the next hit song. It’s up to you! Ordinary people who aren’t afraid to try (and fail sometimes, too!). 4. If you want to change the world, …

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Unlearning the myth of American innocence

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… for college, this sort of planning stopped. The experience of going to a radically new place, as college was to me, upended my sense of the world and its possibilities. The same thing happened when I moved to New York after college, and a few years later when I moved to Istanbul. All change is dramatic for provincial people. But the last move was the hardest. In …

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I’m the leader of the White Walkers and here’s why we are moving so incredibly slowly

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… the White Walkers?” I’ll tell you where we are: way the hell up north having fun with it and making good memories. SEE ALSO: Meeting notes from our office’s all-hands Kingsmoot That’s right, me and the White Walkers are nowhere near the action right now. We are so far up north it is ridiculous, and you would not freaking believe how slowly we are moving. And you know what? We have no plans to change anything, because we’re having a great time. Look, I’m here …

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SZA: The record company took my hard drive from me

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… already after I had made Doves in the Wind, and those songs were done. Friends in high places … SZA and her label mate Kendrick Lamar at the Grammys in 2016. Photograph: Lester Cohen/WireImage Her mother was yet to hear what they were about. I was like, Well, Mommy, youre not wrong. As a kid, she says, her mother would beg her to change her clothes before church. And I would not change, she says, unsurprisingly. I was a funky kid. I didnt give a fuck. I loved experimenting. …

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