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Target Is Releasing Their Own Brand Of Wine This Weekend & It’s Super Cheap

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Get ready to pair wine with shampoo, tampons, Kleenex, paper towels, Doritos, a bandage skirt, well really fucking everything because Target is selling their own brand of wine now. Imagine all of those times you went to Target to buy one thing and left after spending $200. Now it’s going to be $220 because each bottle of Target wine costs $5, so you might as well grab as many will fit in your basket. The brand is called “California Roots,” which is funny because god …

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Disney apps spying on children, lawsuit claims

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… to third-parties for advertising purposes. California resident Amanda Rushing filed the suit on Aug. 3 in a United States District Court in San Francisco. Children are especially vulnerable to online tracking and the resulting behavioral advertising, the lawsuit reads, according to Fox 13 Memphis. Disney never obtained verifiable parental consent to collect, use, or disclose her childs personal information. Disney has not yet responded to a request for comment from Fox News. However, the …

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Just so you know, Chrissy Teigen is definitely, totally, 100% over your novelty Instagram food

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HOLLYWOOD, CA – FEBRUARY 26: Actor Chrissy Teigen attends the 89th Annual Academy Awards at Hollywood & Highland Center on February 26, 2017 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Kevork Djansezian/Getty Images)Image: Getty Images Chrissy Teigen is sitting on a plush chair, in a pea green room, in a brightly lit suite at the Gramercy Park Hotel, overlooking lower Manhattan. The room’s adorned with oversized hamburger pillows, french fry blankets, and neat stacks of McBiscuit …

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After Trump and Brexit, is this the end for the Anglo Saxon west? | Timothy Garton Ash

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Those who welcome the prospect of decline in Britain and the US should be careful what they wish for, argues Guardian columnist Timothy Garton Ash You must be from England, says the shop assistant at the CVS drugstore in Menlo Park, California. When I mention Donald Trump, he says: Well, dont get me started on how things are going on your side of the Atlantic. Your Mrs May there in Downing Street is being [expletive deleted] by the bureaucrats in Brussels I can only agree. Having jumped from …

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Robinson Cano’s go-ahead home run lifts AL All-Stars in 10th inning

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… “The last thing we wanted to do was get pitchers in that shouldn’t probably be in the game, and risk an injury or something,” Mills said. Cano’s homer came exactly 50 years after the previous All-Star extra-inning homer, when Tony Perez hit a tiebreaking 15th-inning shot off Catfish Hunter in the NL’s 2-1 win at Anaheim, California. Perez, now a Marlins executive, was among eight Latin-born Hall of Famers who threw out ceremonial first pitches. Miguel Sano put the …

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The insidiousness of Silicon Valley VCs, and their pithy, pathetic apology blogs

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Image: vicky leta/mashable Venture capitalist Dave McClure is done. This one’s important. VCs come and go all the time, but McClure is out at 500 Startups, the Mountain View, California-based venture fund and startup accelerator he helped cofound in 2010. Seven someodd years later, and McClure’s finished there. There was no posh gig elsewhere. His ouster wasn’t a performance-based result, either. As reported by the New York Times, McClure’s on the skids because he …

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Kevin Love says Cavaliers’ underdog label in NBA finals is ‘funny to me’

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… comments made by Warriors forward Draymond Green in October are reverberating around Cleveland. Still stinging after the Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in last years finals against Cleveland, the vociferous Green, who was suspended from Game 5, said if given the chance again, he plans to destroy and annihilate the Cavs. Love complimented Greens competitiveness and aimed a verbal volley at Northern California. Hes a guy who said he wanted us, Love said, and he has us starting next Thursday. Act III in …

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Ted Lieu, Congressman and Twitter King, is beating Trump at his own dumb game

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Image: J. Terrill/AP/REX/Shutterstock It’s depressing to admit, but let’s do it anyway: there are few politicians in the world more skilled at manipulating Twitter than President Trump. So over the past few months, 48-year-old Congressman Ted Lieu (D-California) has decided to try and master the platform, slowly emerging as the President’s most adept social media opponent. It might seem like an embarrassing game to play after all, world leaders don’t historically …

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Report Slams Virtual Charter Schools That Graduate Just 36% Of Students

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California Virtual Academies, a chain of 11 online charter schools with 14,000 students, is the subject of a critical new report from In The Public Interest, an advocacy group. View this image › Don Douglas One of country’s largest chains of for-profit online charter schools has seen almost a decade of declining academic results, mounting structural problems, and potential self-dealing by its …

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Egyptian Doctors Think This Torturous Exam Can Detect “Chronic Homosexuals”

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… by BuzzFeed News couldn’t contain their shock before all of the criteria were listed. “I think you heard my laugh — I think that says it all,” said Dr. Joel Palefsky, a professor at the University of California San Francisco specializing in anal cancer who is president of the International Anal Neoplasia Society. “We run a clinic where we do anal examinations of thousands of patients … Never in my 20 years of doing this have I seen an anus that looks like a …

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