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Liar, liar: in a post-truth world, writers reveal their biggest fib

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… still defrosting If there was some way of communicating to a bull that china is worth preserving, Im sure it would have most of the motor skills required to tread carefully through that shop. I say this because, as a teenager, I was that bull at least when it came to lying. I just didnt know when to do it. When I was 15, instead of asking my parents if I could sleep over at a friends house, as any normal teen would, I asked if I could stay with my 19-year-old boyfriend for two nights. It was all …

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How To Have Fun With Your Pet If You’re An Artist. Best Dog Owner Ever.

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If you’re not following Rafael Mantesso on Instagram, you’re missing out on some amazing art, most of which features an adorable bull terrier named Jimmy Choo. Jimmy, named by Rafael’s fashion-conscious ex-wife, isn’t your typical cute pup on Instagram though. He’s so much more than a pretty face that you would do anything to pet. He’s a complicated canine who, on any given day, could be a superhero, a bank robber, an angel, or a ruthless king. Take a …

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Deep-fried Jello-O wins best food at Texas State Fair Big Tex Choice Awards

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… according to Dallas Live. Shes operated a tamale stand since 1987 but this year was her first attempt at something sweet. The panel of Big Tex Awards’ judges included included five local celebritiesamong them Don Gay, 8-Time PRCA World Champion bull Rider and Commentator and Kent Rathbun, renowned chef and restaurateurand a randomly selected (very lucky) audience member. Hundreds of State Fair of Texas superfans tasted all eight foods at the pre-fair event. Tickets cost …

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Pit Bull Has The Sweetest Reaction To Soldier Owner Returning Home

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… for many, plenty of cuddles from their favorite four-legged-friends. Watching their pup recognize them after so long is something that never gets old. You would think the easily distracted animals would forget all about their human after just a few weeks, but moments like the one below continue to put a big smile on my face. The pit bull’s frantic response to seeing his soldier reminds me of how shocked one young man was to see his military mom surprise him at his basketball game. Of …

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Man Shows Off Impressive Dance Moves On A Mechanical Bull

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… with the best of them, butthere’s just no match for the charm you find in a real southern shindig. The man below definitely takes the typical two-step to a level even Fred Astaire would be blown away to see. While hanging out at a honky tonk bar, this gentleman apparently decided that simply riding the mechanical bull would be too easy. Instead, he climbs right on top, but doesn’t stop there: He stands up with his feet on the back of the fake bull andstarts grooving to the music …

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Rescued Pit Bull Has The Best Reaction To Eating Pizza

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Finn is apit bull that was forced into dogfighting. Since his rescue, he’s notjust a cute pit bull, he is known as the Mighty Finn! The pup has his own Facebook page, where you can see all of his adventures and his crusade against dogfighting! After growing up in terrible conditions, you might think a pup like Finn isn’t friendly or is often scared, but he is a very lovable guy. His videos are all heartwarming to see, because even though he was forced to fight other dogs, now his …

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8 Things People Who Always Win Their Breakup Do Differently

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… yourself to her. As my boi Jay-Z put it,Remind yourself, nobody built like you, you design yourself. Any girl who pretends she doesnt or hasnt done this is a liar and kind of pathetic. Also know that this new girl is also stalking you. So dont feel bad about a moment of weakness but just dont put yourself through that bull shit. You didnt want it anymore, so just because someone else does, dont second guess yourself. Also remember: he is on that POF and MeetMe dating site and messages any girl …

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Tiny Baby And Huge Pit Bull Make The Best Friends In The Whole World

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… years; bad owners will train these dogs to be aggressive simplybecausethey’re so powerful. When an attack happens, it’s usually a Pit bull that makes it to the news just because that sells more advertisements these days. But thankfully, there is a growing community of Pit bull owners who are sharing with the world just how amazing and gentle these animals really are! The proud Pit bull owner who shared this video is happy to show the world just how much his dog loves his new baby. …

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Ellen Helps Out A Couple Who Dedicates Their Lives To Saving Dogs

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… and foster dogs. But when their pit bull, Pearl, got sick, they tried everything in their power to cure her, even if it meant accruing huge bills from the vet. Pearl was losing weight rapidly, regardless of how much she was eating, and how much she was being fed. One vet was able to help Pearl get on her way to recovery, thankfully. But with $16,000 in bills, Jim and Jennifer needed a little help. Jennifer’s students heard about her plight and pitched in to help: with a lemonade stand, …

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