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6 Ways Me And The Boys Messed Around With My Nanas Stair Lift Ranked By How Sick My Nana Thought It Was

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My nana’s got a stair lift in her house because she’s old as fuck and her bones are all crackly and frail. She’s also super twisted and loves wild shit. Here’s a bunch of ways me and the boys messed around with her stair lift ranked by how sick my nana thought it was. 6. Cranking up the stair lift speed to the fastest setting and lettin’ ’er rip: We thought this was gonna be more badass than it was, but it turns out these stair lift things don’t go …

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Jerry Lewis, comedian, dies at 91

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(CNN)Jerry Lewis, the slapstick-loving comedian, innovative filmmaker and generous fundraiser for the Muscular Dystrophy Association, died Sunday after a brief illness, said his publicist, Candi Cazau. He was 91. Lewis first gained fame for his frenzied comedy-and-music act with singer Dean Martin. When that ended in the mid-1950s, Lewis went solo, and by the early ’60s, he had become a top draw in movies such as “The Bellboy,” “The Nutty Professor” and “The …

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Humans Insisted On Mining For These Minerals, Even Though They’re Dangerous.

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… can cause extreme harm to the nervous system, especially in children. Luckily the use of cinnabar has been phased out in most industries. 2.) Fluorite. Wikipedia Despite how beautiful fluorite looks, it can be just as deadly. Fluorite contains fluorine, which is a soluble mineral that loves to leech its way into ground water. If your body absorbs fluorine, you can come down with skeletal fluorosis. This disease weakens the joints and bones of the body. It’s …

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Embarrassed Mom Has Powerful Message For Internet Bullies Who Mocked Her Fall

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… OrthoInfo “I have a condition in my spine called spondylolisthesis. In spondylolisthesis, one of the bones in your spine called a vertebra slips forward and out of place. This may occur anywhere along the spine, but is most common in the lower back (lumbar spine). In some people, this causes no symptoms at all. “Others may have back and leg pain that ranges from mild to severe. The most common symptoms in the legs include a feeling of vague weakness associated with prolonged …

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7 Times The Examination Of Bodies Led To The Discovery Of Ancient Crimes

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… believe that this bizarre practice was part of an ancient ritual, but beyond that, not much is known. Baby bones in Roman Baths Wikipedia In 2014, archaeologists found strange bones while exploring Roman bathhouses in Israel. At first, they thought that they were chicken bones, but they later figured out that they belonged to babies — more than 100 babies, to be exact. Interestingly, none of the remains showed signs of illness, leading researchers to believe that …

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10 Seemingly Normal Locations That Are Hiding Bizarre, Horrifying Secrets

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… along Chambers Street in Manhattan. Because it was once the border of New Amsterdam, today known as New York, dead slaves were dropped there. Today, their bones sit directly under the pavement people walk on every day. 8. The German hospital that saved Hitler and Honecker Wikipedia This abandoned Beelitz Heilstatten hospital in Germany has a dubious record since its physicians once nursed Adolf Hitler and Erich Honecker back to health. 9. Disney rides that are …

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Comedian Uses Ridiculously Thick Southern Accent To Re-Imagine Famous Movie Lines

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… the shenanigans. Now with Aisha Tyler at the desk, regulars Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie, and Ryan Stiles prove they haven’t lost their edge as they continue to tickle our funny bones. In the clip below, they’re joined by frequent guest Greg Proops as they play a game known as “Scenes from a Hat,” which is exactly what it sounds like. The audience provides the hypothetical set up for the comedians who then take turns in center stage. Tyler reads the first premise before …

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Stranger Things Star Gaten Matarazzo on Dustin: TVs Most Lovable Toothless Geek

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… Really? And I was like, Uh-huh! Lets just do it, its probably cool.) By 12, hed toured with two Broadway shows, Priscilla, Queen of the Desert and Les Miserables. He took a bit part on an episode of The Blacklistand then came the call for Stranger Things. Indeed, like Dustin, Matarazzo is upbeat and often funny. More than once, our conversation turns to food. And his cleidocranial dysplasia, a condition that primarily affects the development of bones and teeth, was also written into the show …

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