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Would you kill my mother for me?: a dark case of abuse and revenge

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… are large and brown, her hair almost white blonde. She is gazing up at the camera, asking for Mama. Born in Louisiana in 1991, Gypsy Rose Blanchard was raised solely by her mother, who was known by family and friends as Dee Dee. When the baby was three months old, Dee Dee told doctors that she didnt seem to be breathing properly. Gypsy was diagnosed with sleep apnoea and given breathing apparatus. Dee Dee was convinced that something else was wrong. When Gypsy was seven, Dee Dee met with her …

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Man fleeing London Bridge attack with beer in hand becomes unlikely symbol of British pride

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… Sgt.Big_Bubbles! (@Big_Bubbaloola) June 4, 2017 A pint of London Pride please ann garvin (@annmarg) June 4, 2017 Like Jurassic World’s margarita man, keeping his cocktails in the face of dinosaur attack. pic.twitter.com/Y0Mz8PV2Su Amy (@scifisunsets) June 4, 2017 If beer is left behind, the terrorists win. #NeverSurrender blonde Badger (@thismfsmh) June 4, 2017 Seven people have died as a result of the London Bridge Terror attack and 48 others are being treated for …

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50 Truly Terrifying Creepy Stories Thatll Scare You Into Perpetual Insomnia

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… issue with me, probing me for my own details as well as asking me when my lunch break is so he can have tea with me. Yes, looking at it now it was creepy but I just thought he was old and lonely, and wasnt too bothered to give him his 10 minutes of ranting. However, things got weird… he came in one day with completely bleach blonde hair and wearing what I can only describe as ‘young modern clothing’. He still had his walking stick, which he still seemed to be heavily dependant …

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82 Generic White Girls You Definitely Went To College With

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… with waterfall shots and you are lowkey jealous. 5. Hannah:Is in a really committed relationship with her S/O from senior year. Doesn’t really care about theinstitution of marriage though, which confuses people. 6. Whitney:blonde. Hot. Would get lost walking down the grocery aisle if someone wasn’t with her. 7. Alyssa:She was wildly underestimated because she was s-t-u-n-n-i-n-g but the second she opened her mouth in Philosophy class she shut everyone the fuck up. 8. Sam:Wore a lot …

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Mtley Cre’s Vince Neil to play Donald Trump’s presidential inauguration

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… to go, and I just decided not to and watch it from home, he said. I think just because there was a guy with long blonde hair from Las Vegas, its got to be Vince Neil, right? Hey, Vince, you shaved! Not really. The first inaugural ball was held on 7 May 1789 in New York City, a week after George Washington was inaugurated. At President Obamas first inauguration ball in 2009, the Obamas were serenaded by Beyonc, who sang the Etta James classic At Last. Neil said he had no knowledge which other …

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Foul-mouthed Starbucks customer caught yelling at employee

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… trash.” As the man continues to yell at the employee, another customer can be heard trying to step in. You do not talk to other people that way, the customer says before adding, “There’s no need to talk like that. You want to talk like that, take it outside. But do not talk to other people that way.” STARBUCKS RAISES COFFEE PRICES AGAIN  Cárdenas, who follows the altercation until the man walks out of the Starbucks with a blonde companion, says the two male …

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11 People Who Lost Their Virginity To A Prostitute Reveal What Exactly Happened

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… that prostitutes are a very expensive addiction that isn’t very easy to ween yourself off of. 3. So I was just 18 and wanted to fuck. Got to a prostitution street in my city, choose one with big boobs and blonde hair. She looked gorgeous. We went inside and I told her it was my first time, and she said just to relax. She thought it was my first time with prostitutes. But when I tried to put the condom on she was like, wait, is this your first time having sex? And I said yeah. She then …

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Kim Kardashian Calls Out Uber For Banning Kendall Jenner From Getting Rides

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… LOL, we see what you did there, Kim. But why, Uber? Kendall seems to be the most mellow out of all the Kardashians, and I cant really imagine her having a full-on diva moment with a driver or doing anything shitty in general. Kim K (who I guess has gone blonde?) also took to Snapchat to call out Uber, showing Kendalls phone with the app locked. Kendall obviously thinks this is hilarious. In the snap, Kim straight-up asked Uber why Kendall was banned. Read more: …

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Kylie Jenner Looked Like A Totally Different Person Last Year

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… looked like a week ago, just for comparison purposes. Now, let’s throw it back to 2015, when Kylie had just turned 18. Time sure does fly when you’re having fun (and have a lot of $$$$). Yup, last year, King Kylie wore a blonde wig for her big party. I haven’t seen her blonde since then, tbh. She looks so different! Kylie, is that you?! About a year ago, Kylie rocked a bunch of new looks. I haven’t seen this color on her in a long time either. You have …

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50 Hilarious Anti-Jokes That Will Offend Literally Everyone

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… Anti-Joke Cat (@AntiJokeCat) August 15, 2014 28. Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The other blonde was dead so she could not respond. — Anti-Joke Cat (@AntiJokeCat) August 6, 2014 29. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. — Anti-Joke Cat (@AntiJokeCat) June 18, 2014 30. A penguin walks into a bar. The bartender says, "So what will it be this time?" The penguin …

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