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Scammers Are Constructing Fake People to Get Real Credit Cards

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… handwritten ledgers listing names alongside purported 143 million U.S. consumers. That could be a big help to traditional identity thieves, and, if they’re able to blend the stolen information into new identities to open credit lines, to synthetic thieves, too. Barely on the radar a half decade ago, the technique may already account for as much as 20 percent of credit card loans that go bad, according to Auriemma Consulting Group. Synthetic identity theft probably cost banks at least $6 …

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The Rock Finally Meets 10-Year-Old Who Used San Andreas Moves To Save His Brother As Tearful Momma Looks On!

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… had on our #Skyscraper set. #JacobOConnor #HeroA post shared by therock (@therock) on Sep 5, 2017 at 6:59am PDT big Rock hugs for mama Christa O’Connor. As you can imagine, she’s so proud of her son and even more, so grateful to have her boys. She told me that at first she wondered “Wait, I am just calling Jacob a hero because I’m a proud mom and he’s my son? Then I said, no wait.. he IS a real hero for saving his brother’s life”. Amen. Yup, he …

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Jerry Lewis, comedian, dies at 91

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(CNN)Jerry Lewis, the slapstick-loving comedian, innovative filmmaker and generous fundraiser for the Muscular Dystrophy Association, died Sunday after a brief illness, said his publicist, Candi Cazau. He was 91. Lewis first gained fame for his frenzied comedy-and-music act with singer Dean Martin. When that ended in the mid-1950s, Lewis went solo, and by the early ’60s, he had become a top draw in movies such as “The Bellboy,” “The Nutty Professor” and “The …

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LCD Soundsystems James Murphy: I was a joke. My wife said I was going to die

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… they could fill out Madison Square Garden, and suggested they get a big-name support band in to boost ticket sales: They were like: Well, were concerned that its a big room. So I went, Fuck it, its our last show. Were not selling out. Ive always thought theres a lot of power in being flippant if youre willing to carry it through. Its like, if two people have guns pointing at each other and the first person doesnt care if they live or die, the other one should put the gun down. LCD …

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These Elephants In India Get Their Own Spa Day Every Year. I’m Legit Jealous.

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… in this area of the country have been endangered since 1986, their population declining over 50% over the last three generations. Daily Mail As the state animal, it’s clear that they take their care for the big guys very seriously. Daily Mail There are over 700 elephants owned by temples and individuals throughout Kerala. Daily Mail Aside from the religious importance, a few of the country’s elephants are used to help work …

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Huge Twitter Thread Proves The Perfect ‘Friends’ Couple Was Rachel & Joey, Not Rachel & Ross

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… having a relationship with her answering machine.” kaneandgriffin (@kaneandgriffin) August 8, 2017 48/ Hey does anyone remember who gives Rachel her first big break to get out of Central Perk and into the fashion industry? JOEY DID kaneandgriffin (@kaneandgriffin) August 8, 2017 49/ Joey knows what it feels like to be grasping for your big break. But name ONE THING Ross ever did to unselfishly help Rachel’s career. kaneandgriffin (@kaneandgriffin) August 8, 2017 And …

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Would you kill my mother for me?: a dark case of abuse and revenge

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… fled to Wisconsin, to his parents house where they planned on starting a new life. Worried that her mothers body would rot, Gypsy decided it would be best to write a confession on Dee Dee and Gypsys shared Facebook page to alert authorities. She hoped that the police would assume a random person had done the killing. But the police traced the IP address of the Facebook status to big Bend, Wisconsin and her story fell apart right away. At first, she lied to investigators and said she had nothing …

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23 things non-English-speaking immigrants gave us that we totally don’t need. Not at all.

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… 1968. Photo by Drew Angerer/Getty Images. 3. The Pulitzer Prize? Named after a German-speaking immigrant? No big. Don’t need an award for fake news anyway. Lookin’ at you, Joey Pulitzer. Photo via Hulton Archive/Getty Images. 4. Speaking of German-speaking immigrants, we could also take or leave the atomic bomb, to be honest. I’m sure everything would have been fine if pioneering nuclear physicist Albert Einstein had stayed in Germany. Photo via Hulton …

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Imagine if every school played this Kid President ‘pep talk’ before class.

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… you’ll need to know about it first. Life is one big school. Rule #1? You gotta show up! Listen, read, ask questions, and most importantly: Be present! Eek. Can you imagine? 5. Is there a teacher or person in your life who inspires you? Let them know. Don’t let those who’ve helped you in life go about their days not knowing it. Tell them how much they mean to you. Text them. Call them. Tell them in person. Heck, even write on their Facebook wall! It’ll make …

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Insane turbulence on an American Airlines flight has left at least 10 people injured

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… 5, 2017 According to a report from Action News, an Philadelphia ABC affiliate, people also went flying within the aircraft. “Thirty minutes out. They were giving us our drinks,” passenger Ian Smith told Action News. “The flight attendants were in the last couple rows when they said ‘fasten your seat belts.’ And then they said for the flight attendants to get to their seats, and they didn’t even have time. It started shaking, then it took a big drop. Babies …

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