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5 Ridiculously Huge Crimes America Covered Up

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Everyone has something in their past they’d like to keep hidden. Not paying for those Cokes in the bottom of your grocery cart, an ill-advised breakdancing phase, a secret second family, etc. But whatever horrible sin you may think you’ve gotten away with (we know, Li’l B; we will always know), it’s nothing compared to some of the enormous crimes the U.S. government pulled off … 4 The US Government Gave An International Assassin And Terrorist Witness …

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6 Ways Me And The Boys Messed Around With My Nanas Stair Lift Ranked By How Sick My Nana Thought It Was

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… that fast. It was pretty embarrassing honestly. My nana didn’t think this one was cool at all, and she booed us for a little while and then took a nap in her big chair. 5. Putting a surfboard on the chair and getting Rich, Blake, and Troy up on there at the same time: I knew we were onto something here because as soon as we got the surfboard out, my nana started saying, “There you go! Now, there you go! All right, now we got something going!” Then when Troy fell off and busted …

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Scammers Are Constructing Fake People to Get Real Credit Cards

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… handwritten ledgers listing names alongside purported 143 million U.S. consumers. That could be a big help to traditional identity thieves, and, if they’re able to blend the stolen information into new identities to open credit lines, to synthetic thieves, too. Barely on the radar a half decade ago, the technique may already account for as much as 20 percent of credit card loans that go bad, according to Auriemma Consulting Group. Synthetic identity theft probably cost banks at least $6 …

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The Rock Finally Meets 10-Year-Old Who Used San Andreas Moves To Save His Brother As Tearful Momma Looks On!

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… had on our #Skyscraper set. #JacobOConnor #HeroA post shared by therock (@therock) on Sep 5, 2017 at 6:59am PDT big Rock hugs for mama Christa O’Connor. As you can imagine, she’s so proud of her son and even more, so grateful to have her boys. She told me that at first she wondered “Wait, I am just calling Jacob a hero because I’m a proud mom and he’s my son? Then I said, no wait.. he IS a real hero for saving his brother’s life”. Amen. Yup, he …

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Jerry Lewis, comedian, dies at 91

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(CNN)Jerry Lewis, the slapstick-loving comedian, innovative filmmaker and generous fundraiser for the Muscular Dystrophy Association, died Sunday after a brief illness, said his publicist, Candi Cazau. He was 91. Lewis first gained fame for his frenzied comedy-and-music act with singer Dean Martin. When that ended in the mid-1950s, Lewis went solo, and by the early ’60s, he had become a top draw in movies such as “The Bellboy,” “The Nutty Professor” and “The …

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LCD Soundsystems James Murphy: I was a joke. My wife said I was going to die

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… they could fill out Madison Square Garden, and suggested they get a big-name support band in to boost ticket sales: They were like: Well, were concerned that its a big room. So I went, Fuck it, its our last show. Were not selling out. Ive always thought theres a lot of power in being flippant if youre willing to carry it through. Its like, if two people have guns pointing at each other and the first person doesnt care if they live or die, the other one should put the gun down. LCD …

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These Elephants In India Get Their Own Spa Day Every Year. I’m Legit Jealous.

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… in this area of the country have been endangered since 1986, their population declining over 50% over the last three generations. Daily Mail As the state animal, it’s clear that they take their care for the big guys very seriously. Daily Mail There are over 700 elephants owned by temples and individuals throughout Kerala. Daily Mail Aside from the religious importance, a few of the country’s elephants are used to help work …

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Huge Twitter Thread Proves The Perfect ‘Friends’ Couple Was Rachel & Joey, Not Rachel & Ross

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… having a relationship with her answering machine.” kaneandgriffin (@kaneandgriffin) August 8, 2017 48/ Hey does anyone remember who gives Rachel her first big break to get out of Central Perk and into the fashion industry? JOEY DID kaneandgriffin (@kaneandgriffin) August 8, 2017 49/ Joey knows what it feels like to be grasping for your big break. But name ONE THING Ross ever did to unselfishly help Rachel’s career. kaneandgriffin (@kaneandgriffin) August 8, 2017 And …

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Would you kill my mother for me?: a dark case of abuse and revenge

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… fled to Wisconsin, to his parents house where they planned on starting a new life. Worried that her mothers body would rot, Gypsy decided it would be best to write a confession on Dee Dee and Gypsys shared Facebook page to alert authorities. She hoped that the police would assume a random person had done the killing. But the police traced the IP address of the Facebook status to big Bend, Wisconsin and her story fell apart right away. At first, she lied to investigators and said she had nothing …

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23 things non-English-speaking immigrants gave us that we totally don’t need. Not at all.

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… 1968. Photo by Drew Angerer/Getty Images. 3. The Pulitzer Prize? Named after a German-speaking immigrant? No big. Don’t need an award for fake news anyway. Lookin’ at you, Joey Pulitzer. Photo via Hulton Archive/Getty Images. 4. Speaking of German-speaking immigrants, we could also take or leave the atomic bomb, to be honest. I’m sure everything would have been fine if pioneering nuclear physicist Albert Einstein had stayed in Germany. Photo via Hulton …

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