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Kids: You Can’t Expect Them To Do ANYTHING Right. But At Least It’s Hilarious.

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Children are the light of our life. They’re beautiful, and wonderful, and we can’t stop taking their pictures. Ohhhh, children. What a joy. But for being miniature adults, they’re surprisingly terrible at everything. And although they’ll be amazingly awesome we know they’ll be one day… they really can’t be counted on to do ANYTHING right. Seriously, these 19 kids are just the tip of the Fail-iceberg. 1.) “Knock, knock.” …

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LCD Soundsystems James Murphy: I was a joke. My wife said I was going to die

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… Damascene conversion from uptight indie rocker to dance-music fan in a Manhattan club. (I watched his life completely change in that moment, says DJ and producer David Holmes, and it was beautiful.) But elsewhere it doesnt offer the most flattering portrayal of him. At one juncture, a former associate describes him flatly as a complete cunt: if no one else goes that far, a lot of interviewees seem keen to suggest that behind Murphys exterior (it seems to be a legal requirement for every …

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6 of the nuttiest Mooch quotes from his latest interview

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… reportedly in response to being asked about “the collapse of his marriage.” “I am now going to go dark …” “So what are you going to do next,” Ward asked him. I am now going to go dark …” Scaramucci said. “And then?” Ward persisted. “Then I will reemerge.” Mooch said, pausing. “As me.” Let us anxiously await Mooch to reemerge from his silkycocoon of darkness, a beautiful and far more self-aware Mooch …

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Bill Clinton hides among the Bushes, channels Sean Spicer

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… gets new life as beautiful art “lol sean check this out”“stay in your own lane bill” pic.twitter.com/C2yPbJeZSr darth: (@darth) July 14, 2017 Bill Clinton 100% smokes weed. Joe Schaefer (@CloseSchaef) July 14, 2017 Peek-a-bill No Wahhh (@NoahBenezra) July 14, 2017 Bill Clinton evidently learned a thing or two from Spicer about the camouflage potential of bushes. https://t.co/mIx2ugOOyE not even people (@abjectworld) July 14, 2017 …

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Humans Insisted On Mining For These Minerals, Even Though They’re Dangerous.

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… can cause extreme harm to the nervous system, especially in children. Luckily the use of cinnabar has been phased out in most industries. 2.) Fluorite. Wikipedia Despite how beautiful fluorite looks, it can be just as deadly. Fluorite contains fluorine, which is a soluble mineral that loves to leech its way into ground water. If your body absorbs fluorine, you can come down with skeletal fluorosis. This disease weakens the joints and bones of the body. It’s …

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Best holiday reads 2017, picked by writers part one

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… This year I am packing Adam Nicolsons The Seabirds Cry (HarperCollins) to read at Seacliff, the worlds most beautiful beach, which lies directly opposite one of the places Nicolson writes about: the Bass Rock, the worlds biggest gannetry, with 150,000 resident seabirds. Nicolson writes that they sound like a regiment of Cossacks cheering Ura, Ura, Ura . Maya Jasanoffs masterpiece The Dawn Watch (William Collins) will take us rather further afield up the Congo in Conrads footsteps. Judging by the …

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Niagara Falls Is Frozen And It’s Pretty Damn Beautiful

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You’re officially allowed to keep complaining about the cold. 1. Temperatures just dropped to 6° F on Feb. 17, and that means its officially time for Niagara Falls to turn into an ice palace. View this image › Lindsay DeDario / Reuters 3. Though this happens almost every year, that doesn’t make it any less beautiful. Or freezing. …

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10+ Funny White Lies Parents Tell Their Kids

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… As a kid I put a tooth in a plastic bag and slid it under my pillow for the tooth fairy. When my parents forgot to put money under my pillow, my dad said, ‘You shouldn’t have put the tooth in a bag. The tooth fairy couldn’t smell it. My friend’s parents told him there was a big beautiful fish that lived behind the bathroom mirror, and if he used too much water, it would die. #101 #102 #103 #104 #105 #106 #107 #108 …

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Jon Hamm: Therapy is like going to the dentist

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… everything is online forever these days with social media, in which he doesnt participate. But soon the vague therapese resurfaces. Like Don Draper who has something of a spiritual awakening at the end of Mad Men, Hamm also speaks of a Zen approach to life and enjoying the now. Dont worry about what happened a year ago, or what movie Im going to get next. Actors get wrapped up in all that and miss that its a beautiful day outside. My focus is on being present. Be here now. Which is a great album …

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Parking Cop Reacts To Conscientious Driver’s Plea In Best Possible Way

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… Coverage Store Worker's beautiful Deed For Blind Girl With Autism Goes Viral Hero Cop Saves 3-Year-old Girl's Life On His Wedding Day Humble Cop Touches Hearts With Selfless Gesture For Homeless Man Selfless Schoolboys Spot A Retiree Struggling With Yardwork, Finish It For Him Read more: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/parking-officer-pity-note-excuse-safe-choices_us_593fba67e4b0b13f2c6dacf2 …

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