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24 Reasons You Should Never Visit Mexico

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… Mexico 3. The beaches are basically a dump. View this image › Kurt Bauschardt / Creative Commons / Via Flickr: kurt-b Playa Del Carmen, Quintana Roo, Mexico 4. …and they’re littered with people both day and night. View this image › Javarman3 / Getty Images Playa Zipolite, Oaxaca, Mexico 5. If you don’t like the beach, too bad. …

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Hurricane Irma takes aim at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago, social media goes wild

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A spate of social media posts expressing hope that Hurricane Irma trashes President Trump’s Palm beach, Fla., resort is producing a backlash of disgust and criticism. The president’s famed Mar-a-Lago estate – the so-called “winter White House” in southeast Florida where Trump has spent many weekends since his inauguration — looks like it could suffer some major damage if the Category 5 hurricane continues on its projected path. Trump declared a state of …

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Best holiday reads 2017, picked by writers part one

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… This year I am packing Adam Nicolsons The Seabirds Cry (HarperCollins) to read at Seacliff, the worlds most beautiful beach, which lies directly opposite one of the places Nicolson writes about: the Bass Rock, the worlds biggest gannetry, with 150,000 resident seabirds. Nicolson writes that they sound like a regiment of Cossacks cheering Ura, Ura, Ura . Maya Jasanoffs masterpiece The Dawn Watch (William Collins) will take us rather further afield up the Congo in Conrads footsteps. Judging by the …

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7 Bikini Pic Poses That Will Get You A ‘U Up?’ Text

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As the summer has (finally) come upon us, so too has the time to take highly staged bikini photos while “relaxing” by the pool. Fucking duh. And no one does highly staged bikini photos relaxing by the pool better than the thirstiest thots on Instagram. You know the ones Im talking about. The ones who pose totally candidly on a public beach with their areolae (that’s the plural form of “areola” btw) practically on display and caption the photo Happy Memorial …

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Yes, This View Is Beautiful. But That’s Nothing Compared To What’s On The Beach… WHOA!

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If you ever get a chance to travel to Cape Town, South Africa, be sure to stop and see the nearby Boulders beach. Boulders is a popular local beach that is full of beautiful white sand, clear blue waters and, of course, penguins. That’s right. I said penguins. Boulders beach is a popular tourist spot near Cape Town, South Africa. But not because of the beautiful sandy beach. People love to stop at this beach and hang out with the local wildlife, a colony of adorable African …

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15 Delicious Cheap Eats To Try In Sydney Before You Die

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… 155 Oxford Street, Darlinghurst, 2010Pay: $5 for a cup of crackling. “Every morning I wake up and smile because Mr Crackles exists.” —Deanne Meadors, Facebook 12. Ocean Master View this image › Via Facebook: OceanMasterNewportFishChips Where: 385 Barrenjoey Rd Newport beach, 2106Pay: $11.90 for fish and chips. —Brad Esposito, Facebook 13. Indian Home Diner …

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What Couples Say On Their Wedding Website Vs. What They Actually Mean

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Anyone who has ever had a bestie get married knows at least one thing is true: the wedding website is a den of lies. And its not just the photos of the couple looking happy on a beach, when you know for a fact theyve spent every spring break for the past five years screaming at each other, that are bullshit. The most insane lies come when reading the couples story, wherein the bride and groom (or groom and groom, its 2017 after all) tell some fake-ass Disney-fied version of their relationship …

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Ordinary Beach Is Transformed When Old Bottles Become Beautiful Sea Glass

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Littering is bad. We’ll say that right away because there’s really never a excuse for pitching your garbage around all willy-nilly. It’s rude, it makes public spaces look unattractive, and it can even be dangerous to animals and other humans. Unfortunately,some places seem to attract more dumping of garbage than others. One of those places is a place on Russia’s east coast, near the city of Vladivostok on the Sea of Japan. Naturally, the beach has volcanic black sand, …

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