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6 Ways Me And The Boys Messed Around With My Nanas Stair Lift Ranked By How Sick My Nana Thought It Was

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My nana’s got a stair lift in her house because she’s old as fuck and her bones are all crackly and frail. She’s also super twisted and loves wild shit. Here’s a bunch of ways me and the boys messed around with her stair lift ranked by how sick my nana thought it was. 6. Cranking up the stair lift speed to the fastest setting and lettin’ ’er rip: We thought this was gonna be more badass than it was, but it turns out these stair lift things don’t go …

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Kids: You Can’t Expect Them To Do ANYTHING Right. But At Least It’s Hilarious.

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Children are the light of our life. They’re beautiful, and wonderful, and we can’t stop taking their pictures. Ohhhh, children. What a joy. But for being miniature adults, they’re surprisingly terrible at everything. And although they’ll be amazingly awesome we know they’ll be one day… they really can’t be counted on to do ANYTHING right. Seriously, these 19 kids are just the tip of the Fail-iceberg. 1.) “Knock, knock.” …

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A Veteran’s Service Dog Was Stolen From His Yard By A Friend, But Now She’s Home!

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Many veterans of the Iraq War returned Stateside with PTSD associated with the violence they had to witness while they fought for our country. War veteran Francisco Torres coped with his own PTSD with help from his German shepherd companion, TJ. This pup was gifted to Torres after the war and has since grown to be a part of the family. Torres and his wife, Angela, were shocked to discover one morning that TJ had gone missing overnight. While watching surveillance footage from their …

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Hurricane Irma takes aim at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago, social media goes wild

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… emergency in Florida, Puerto Rico and the U.S. Virgin Islands Tuesday night and Florida Gov. Rick Scott said in a Facebook post that “Irma is shaping up to be bigger than Andrew” – in reference to the 1992 storm that killed dozens and caused hundreds of millions of dollars in damage. Irma has already been blamed for 10 deaths in the Caribbean and is expected to cause millions, or even billions, of dollars in damage in its wake. Some social media users have posted …

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Scammers Are Constructing Fake People to Get Real Credit Cards

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… handwritten ledgers listing names alongside purported 143 million U.S. consumers. That could be a big help to traditional identity thieves, and, if they’re able to blend the stolen information into new identities to open credit lines, to synthetic thieves, too. Barely on the radar a half decade ago, the technique may already account for as much as 20 percent of credit card loans that go bad, according to Auriemma Consulting Group. Synthetic identity theft probably cost banks at least $6 …

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This Is How American Cuisine Is Percieved Around The World…And It’s Not Pretty

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What comes to mind when you think of “American food?” These photos show what countries around the world think Americans eat, and it’s not a pretty sight. For me, American food would be my grandma’s home-cooked Thanksgiving dinner or a ballpark frank at a baseball game. As I learned from these photos of American food sections in grocery stores around the world, however, people worldwide seem to think that Americans’ diets are 99 percent sugar. All …

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PewDiePie makes yet another racial slur during videogame live stream

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PewDiePie is in deep water, again.Image: WireImage PewDiePie is at the centre of a controversy, once again.  SEE ALSO: PewDiePie after Charlottesville: ‘Nazi memes are not even that funny anymore’ YouTube’s highest paid and most prominent personality, whose real name is Felix Kjellberg, used a racial slur during a livestream video playing Battle Royale shooter PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds.  In the video, PewDiePie can be seen getting frustrated with another …

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In Chat Rooms, Unite the Right Organizers Planned to Obscure Their Racism

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… stickers. They worked to distance themselves from the images of the Nazis and Ku Klux Klan, if not actual Klan members. Users noted that Klan members were welcome, but only if they didn’t show up in white hoods and robes. “If you have comms (with the KKK) advise them that they will be turned away at the door,” one user wrote. “Just tell them not to show up in full regalia.” Screenshot via Unicorn Riot In a Discord chat, users noted that Klan members were …

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Target Is Releasing Their Own Brand Of Wine This Weekend & It’s Super Cheap

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Get ready to pair wine with shampoo, tampons, Kleenex, paper towels, Doritos, a bandage skirt, well really fucking everything because Target is selling their own brand of wine now. Imagine all of those times you went to Target to buy one thing and left after spending $200. Now it’s going to be $220 because each bottle of Target wine costs $5, so you might as well grab as many will fit in your basket. The brand is called “California Roots,” which is funny because god …

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