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LCD Soundsystems James Murphy: I was a joke. My wife said I was going to die

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… less but I dont feel old because Im not trying to make grime, Im not making trap music. There are scenes that are interesting, but theyre so removed from me culturally that I dont feel, Uh-oh. He says he loved Lizzy Goodmans oral history of the 00s New York music scene, Meet Me in the bathroom, kissing his fingers like a chef tasting a particularly sumptuous meal when its name is mentioned which comes as something of a surprise. The book features a lovely description of Murphys MDMA-fuelled …

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Would you kill my mother for me?: a dark case of abuse and revenge

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… person in early 2015 for a screening of Habitat for Humanity (a housing charity) house late that night and says she handed him the blue gloves and giant serrated knife. Afterwards, he texted her to get your ass to the bathroom, and she claims she obeyed dutifully, crouching on the floor naked, listening to her mum being murdered mercilessly by her boyfriend. This was not the Disney movie she was expecting her life to be. But at last she could be free well, for a couple of days. The couple …

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7 Affordable, Modern Alternatives For When You Finally Get Sick Of IKEA

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… AllModern How do I love thee, AllModern? Let me count the ways. This Wayfair hosting site helps lovers of all things modern skip the traditional stuff and get right to the chic, streamlined treasures. From bathroom vanities to stunning lamps, this one-stop shop will help you fill your home from floor to ceiling without melting your credit cards. 6. Target Target Most people look forward to hitting the club on Friday night, but me? I love going to …

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Here Are The 13 Most Adorable Criminals You’ll Ever See.

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Let’s face it, babies can be huge jerks. They  never let you get any sleep, spend hours screaming for no reason, and refuse to use the bathroom like a NORMAL person. Sheesh, just because they’re so darn cute they think they can crawl all over us! And these are the worst offenders. Check out the heinous (…and hilarious) crimes that landed these tykes in time out. “What’re you in for?” 1. That’s what you get for …

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SZA: The record company took my hard drive from me

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… the course of our conversation, people come and go, wanting a minute of her time. A very drunk woman tries to get her number, disappears, comes back into the room and then starts crying; we move the interview to the bathroom, then get locked in. Is it always like this, I ask? A member of her entourage says no, at the exact same moment Rowe yells, delightedly, Yes! In person Rowe is frank and funny, and SZA fans love her openness and warmth. The night before we meet, she does a Q&A session …

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10+ Funny White Lies Parents Tell Their Kids

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… As a kid I put a tooth in a plastic bag and slid it under my pillow for the tooth fairy. When my parents forgot to put money under my pillow, my dad said, ‘You shouldn’t have put the tooth in a bag. The tooth fairy couldn’t smell it. My friend’s parents told him there was a big beautiful fish that lived behind the bathroom mirror, and if he used too much water, it would die. #101 #102 #103 #104 #105 #106 #107 #108 …

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Meet the sex-positive YouTubers giving kids the sex talks they really need

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… relationships with other people, but with ourselves and our own bodies. Tell us about your first sex talk.’ I dont remember thefirstone because my parents handed me a book about where babies come from when I was 10 and they told me about puberty and periods. But I do remember when I was 15, sitting in the bathroom with my mum in the bath as she told me not do anything I wasnt comfortable with until I knew I was ready. Melanie Murphy A post shared by Melanie Murphy (@melaniiemurphy) …

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How To Send A Hot Nude Without Ruining Your Life

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… you wont traumatize your roommates, obvs) or head to the bathroom. The other bonus is it’s easy to use your phone to block out your face in the pictureno, I will not quit harping on this point. I don’t care if he’s your boyfriend, husband, or you made him sign an NDAyou cannot trust anyone in this day and age. When you’re like I have nothing to wear LOL pic.twitter.com/UlSLZb1fp1 Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) March 7, 2016 5. Clean Your Fucking Room Wherever …

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50 Truly Terrifying Creepy Stories Thatll Scare You Into Perpetual Insomnia

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… when you entered the apartment, there was a bedroom to your right, a kitchen straight ahead of you, next to it was a bathroom which was between the kitchen and the living room, which was to your left. The living room was fully underground, and just had a small window by the ceiling and you could just see a flower bed and a bush… But now, we also could see a pair of worn out boots in the dark.. I looked at Sam and pointed to the window and whispered “Hva faen!” – Norwegian …

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