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10+ Funny White Lies Parents Tell Their Kids

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Using “alternative facts” as a parenting device, however, can occasionally misfire. If your young detective catches you in a lie, you’re in hot water. “Kids globalize and say, ‘My parent is a liar. Are they also lying about loving me?’” Canadian parenting expert Alyson Schafer told The Washington Post in 2015. On the importance of owning up to it, and making up for it, though, she added that “making a mistake gracefully is a really important …

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7 Bikini Pic Poses That Will Get You A ‘U Up?’ Text

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… Bella was just the beautiful bitchy girl from whose most annoying trait was posting way too many #mcm posts about her Disney star boyfriend? And, like, now she refers to herself as a yung smurf and fucks Scott Disick in foreign countries. Oh how the mighty barely famous have fallen. I was rooting for you, Bella! We were all (and by all I mean children under 14 and myself) were rooting for you! But even though Bella is clearly using bath salts going through something, she still looks damn good in …

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Meet the sex-positive YouTubers giving kids the sex talks they really need

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… relationships with other people, but with ourselves and our own bodies. Tell us about your first sex talk.’ I dont remember thefirstone because my parents handed me a book about where babies come from when I was 10 and they told me about puberty and periods. But I do remember when I was 15, sitting in the bathroom with my mum in the bath as she told me not do anything I wasnt comfortable with until I knew I was ready. Melanie Murphy A post shared by Melanie Murphy (@melaniiemurphy) …

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Guardian readers on their worst holidays: rats, sewage and lots of vomiting

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… Beautiful azure water as warm as a bath. Boyfriend runs in escstatic and emerges in 2 minutes covered in jelly fish and screaming hysterically. Day three was when the vomiting started. By day 6 it was green water coming up every ten minutes. 4 hour delay at the airport with horrific toilets and profusive diarrhoea. Arrived home at 10pm weak as a kitten and stayed in bed for a week after. hairymo: Worst holiday Barcelona 2005. Shop owner refused to sell me a bottle of water, my …

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18 Uses For Baby Oil You Didn’t Know About (And That Have Nothing To Do With Babies)

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… frostbite. Flickr / Sarah 2. Avoid harsh chemicals near your eyes by removing makeup with the oil. Flickr / Courtney Rhodes 3. Rub paint-covered hands with some baby oil to remove it in no time. Flickr / Steven Leonti 4. Remove temporary tattoos simply by rubbing them with a washcloth and a few drops of the oil Flickr / Tony Alter 5. Add some of the oil to your next bubble bath and come …

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The truth about expensive travel gear

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… staying hydrated is important when flying. –Lip balm or hand cream to help combat the dry air. —Eye shades to help travelers sleep on long flights. Eagle Creek has them starting at $10.95. –Hand sanitizer in a fun color an scent like the holiday PocketBac sanitizers from bath & Body Works.  Eileen Ogintz is the creator of the syndicated column and website Taking the Kids. She is also the author of the ten-book Kids Guide series to major American cities and …

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Rescuer Nurses Tiny Frog Back To Health After Dog Attack

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… functioning properly. So, hercaring rescuerhopped into action. He set this little frog up in a shallow water bath, giving herroom to stretch and relax herinjured limbs. Noticing that his new friendwas struggling to keep herhead above water, this amphibian lovergave hera little “lily pad” on which to rest. About an hour later, this survivorwas pulling herself onto the lily pad, kicking herlegs, gripping things, and seeming much more chipper. And moments later, she did the unthinkable …

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Man rescuing a baby hummingbird will give you hope for humanity

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Hummingbirds are pretty amazing creatures. Not only are they the only birds that can fly backwards but they also have the highest metabolism rate of any non-insect. Even these wonders of nature need a little help, though. That’s where Mike Fifer comes in. When his wife Robin found an injured baby hummingbird on their lawn, Fifer went the distance to nurse it back to health. Watching the little fella repeatedly fall off the bird bath is heartbreakingly adorable, butnot to fearit seems …

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25 Dudes Confess The Baffling Things They Did With Their Dicks That Made Them Question Their Life Choices

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1.Four bath Towels Tried to see how many full size bath towels I could hold on it It was 4 and my dick almost snapped so I would not recommend, I’m average at 6 inches too so it’s not like I have a huge one either. 2.Woah Sucked my own dick. You know that feeling after you finish to some questionable porn? That times 1000. 3.Getting To First Place Used it as a gearshift and made car noises and pretended that I wasracing. 4.Bad Stand Up Not me, but my gf loves to hold it like …

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