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Just so you know, Chrissy Teigen is definitely, totally, 100% over your novelty Instagram food

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HOLLYWOOD, CA – FEBRUARY 26: Actor Chrissy Teigen attends the 89th Annual Academy Awards at Hollywood & Highland Center on February 26, 2017 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Kevork Djansezian/Getty Images)Image: Getty Images Chrissy Teigen is sitting on a plush chair, in a pea green room, in a brightly lit suite at the Gramercy Park Hotel, overlooking lower Manhattan. The room’s adorned with oversized hamburger pillows, french fry blankets, and neat stacks of McBiscuit …

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Sepp Blatter after the fall: Why the hell should I bear all the blame?

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… Zurich in the summer of 2016, six months after he was banned from Fifa, whose inner workings and culture he had mastered over 40 years. Looking at the course of his time at the organisation, I saw another dimension to Blatter and Fifa than the arch-villains of popular caricature. The photograph of him Fifas own restaurant. This was Hitzigweg, of course, and next door was the old Fifa House where Blatter had arrived as a thruster. After his ban, this was where he still chose to meet, at the …

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Behind VX, the world’s deadliest poison that killed North Korea’s Kim Jong-nam

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… the Kuala Lumpur International Airport. The poison was so fast-acting that Kim died soon after, on the way to the hospital. What is VX? VX has been described as the “most potent of all nerve agents”, and is so lethal its only known use is in chemical warfare. Nerve agents are the most toxic and rapidly acting of all the known chemical warfare agents. VX has been banned under the UN Chemical Weapons Convention, which North Korea has not signed. This odourless and tasteless liquid was …

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No joke: 6 times comedy changed the way we live

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… routines about drugs, race and religion. His material outraged the era’s moral crusaders, who banned Bruce from several cities and tried to shut down his act. In 1964, undercover police secretly recorded Bruce performing at a New York club and arrested him on obscenity charges. At his trial, despite testimony on his behalf from Woody Allen, Bob Dylan and others, a Manhattan court convicted Bruce of “word crimes” and sentenced him to a workhouse. The verdict derailed …

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KJ Dillon’s $16,255 dinner bill hints at pernicious side of NFL hazing culture

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… like Dillon could say no. Ryan Leaf once NFLs report on the Richie Incognito-Jonathan Martin ordeal in Miami a few years ago found harassment and bullying to be a constant part of the Dolphins offensive lines culture. There seems little room in sports for 10th-grade antics. Not when players have become brands to themselves and their entire lives play out on social media. Earlier this month, Major League Baseball ratified a new labor deal that banned the practice of …

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What its like to be called Isis: People ask, wheres your machine gun?

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… and ask why she hadnt considered changed it. Earlier this year she was temporarily banned from Facebook. I tried to log in and got a message saying you cant have offensive words in your name, she tells me. My mum was probably the most upset about it. She would never have wanted to choose an offensive name for me. Ironically, considering Isiss current association, the goddess Isis influenced both Muslim and Christian religions. The annual flooding of the Nile is still celebrated by Egyptian …

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My therapist gave me a pill: can MDMA help cure trauma?

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… MDMA, describing it as penicillin for the soul, that he came out of retirement to introduce the drug to therapists across America and Europe. But just as its therapeutic potential was being explored, it started to make its way into the rave scene; in 1985, it was banned by the DEA. MDMA is highly volatile in one person but not the next, says DEA spokesman Melvin Patterson. You and I could both take it, and I would have no reaction and your organs would start to shut down. There were tons of …

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Kim Kardashian Calls Out Uber For Banning Kendall Jenner From Getting Rides

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Uber doesnt care if youre a celebrity or a normal person: It will ban you from the app without telling you why. Thats exactly the situation Kendall Jenner found herself in, according to her big sis Kim Kardashian, whos the supermodels chauffeuruntil further notice. Yesterday, Kim K tweeted this: Ugh I have to drive @KendallJenner around tonight bc she’s banned from Uber! Why @Uber?!?! She’s a “model” passenger!!!!! Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) August 27, 2016 …

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Lazy egg Gudetama is Sanrio’s best hope to stay relevant in the era of gross cute

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… motivation to poison for Gudetama and marveling at his worldwide fame. She’s repeatedly expressed shock at the level of popularity Gudetama and his laziness has achieved, admitting that she wasn’t sure if Sanrio would accept her design into the 2013 contest. Gudetama’s been faced with a few hardships, such as when Sanrio banned the character from its Puroland theme park in Tokyo after causing quite the commotion while lying down during parades, among other offenses. Sensing the …

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