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5 Ridiculously Huge Crimes America Covered Up

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Everyone has something in their past they’d like to keep hidden. Not paying for those Cokes in the bottom of your grocery cart, an ill-advised breakdancing phase, a secret second family, etc. But whatever horrible sin you may think you’ve gotten away with (we know, Li’l B; we will always know), it’s nothing compared to some of the enormous crimes the U.S. government pulled off … 4 The US Government Gave An International Assassin And Terrorist Witness …

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Scammers Are Constructing Fake People to Get Real Credit Cards

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… handwritten ledgers listing names alongside purported 143 million U.S. consumers. That could be a big help to traditional identity thieves, and, if they’re able to blend the stolen information into new identities to open credit lines, to synthetic thieves, too. Barely on the radar a half decade ago, the technique may already account for as much as 20 percent of credit card loans that go Bad, according to Auriemma Consulting Group. Synthetic identity theft probably cost banks at least $6 …

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25 Signs That Will Make You Lose All Hope In Humanity

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Just when I thought people couldn’t get any dumber, these 25 signs and labels came along with definitive proof that humanity is devolving. Did you know that you shouldn’t drink water out of a toilet? Or that parking in the ocean is a Bad idea? Um, of course you did, but there are people out there who truly don’t understand these basic concepts. Otherwise, why would these signs have been made in the first place? After seeing these 25 ridiculous signs and …

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In Chat Rooms, Unite the Right Organizers Planned to Obscure Their Racism

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… one user. Much of the discussion was centered around how the event would look to the outside world. Keeping these particular symbols of white supremacy out of sight at the rally was part of a strategy to win more followers. In one chat, a user suggests that National Rifle Association members are only a good, strong push away from advocating open white supremacy. “I’m not sure that having armed participants is actually Bad for optics anyway. I’d bet it would show a lot of the …

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Welcome To Virgo Season, Bitches

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… Love going out? Too Bad, you love staying in and working an extra 3 hours now. Love drunk texting? That’s adorable, today you’re going to text that SOB and tell him that you’re not interested and then you’re going to block his number BEFORE seeing if he responds. Love drinking? Copious amounts of you do. No wine until you’ve had your daily 64 ounces hon. That’s the rule. See, the thing about Virgo season is that it’s not for, well, You have literally 11 …

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Would you kill my mother for me?: a dark case of abuse and revenge

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… extended family and told them the Bad news. The little girl had a chromosomal disorder and her range of motion was limited so using a wheelchair would be a necessity. After that, the health troubles seemed endless. A feeding tube was put in when Gypsys weight was too low. When she was diagnosed with epilepsy, the doctors prescribed the drug Tegretol, which made her teeth crumble from inside her mouth. Gypsys grandparents wondered to each other if their granddaughter would even make it to …

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23 things non-English-speaking immigrants gave us that we totally don’t need. Not at all.

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… fateful July day in Independence Hall: “Meh, being British wouldn’t be so Bad!” Non-native English speakers have been propping up, improving, and straight-up saving this country since (actual) day one. The language you speak when you land in a new country doesn’t predict how valuable an American you can be, and never did. Immigrants, whether they can recite “The Wanderings of Oisin” from memory or can’t read a children’s book, are the lifeblood of …

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The Best ‘Bachelorette’ Recap Youll Ever Read, Part 2: I Am Shooketh

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… the floor of his bedroom for days on end. At this point Im just like, this could go anywhere. Is Kevin Durant gonna show up and steal her at the last minute? I would not be surprised. Theyre trying to make it seem like Rachel might not accept Bryans proposal, but we all know the truth: Rachel wants a ring so Bad shell marry Alvin the chipmunk to get one. Its her fatal flaw. All of this craziness reminds me that Rachel was, at one point, in love with Nick Viall. Homegirl does not have the best …

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PETA Tried To Guilt People on Twitter For Eating Bacon, but It Backfired

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… The glowing reviews for bacon started rolling in. Sure, some people railed against it, but PETA’s gotten a pretty Bad rap in the past few years, so people tended to be a little antagonistic. There you have it. I mean, it’s not true at all, but that’s still a pretty fun take on the matter, isn’t it? That doesn’t really answer PETA’s question, but it was plenty funny. Ron Swanson would definitely be on the pro-bacon side. And he might have more fans …

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