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The Best ‘Bachelorette’ Recap Youll Ever Read, Part 2: I Am Shooketh

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Now that the Rose Ceremony we all knew the ending to is over, it’s time to finally get into the meat of this finale. Will she pick Bryan, or will she pick Peter? You think this will be like, your normal run-of-the-mill finale with a no-proposal fake-out wherein the person who wasn’t going to propose has a change of heart, but shit gets off the rails pretty fast.  A hot air balloon. Of course.  Bryan: I think it would be a mistake if you didnt choose me. Me: Wow …

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‘Right in front of my salad,’ your new favorite meme, has a very NSFW origin

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Warning: This article contains some very NSFW content. And by that we mean porn. OK, proceed. You might have noticed a new, veggie-based meme going around Twitter or Tumblr, but you might not know of its sexy origins. The meme is an annoyed woman saying, “Right in front of my salad?” It’s really a great response to anything that you find troubling, upsetting, or downright irritating. RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY SALAD is trending now I have hope there’s still good in this …

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The Best One Piece Swimsuits For Girls With Big Boobs

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Shopping for swimwear is pretty much the most miserable activity for everyone in the world besides maybe like, Chrissy Teigen, but it’s especially shitty for betches with big boobs. The one piece trend is basically fashions middle finger with a tacky acrylic nail to anyone with more than a C cup. Without exaggerating (which is like, physically painful for me because I effing love exaggerating), I’ve probably tried on more than 100 one pieces and have only found a couple that …

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Finally, I’ve learned to stop saying sorry in work emails

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Image: VICKY LETA / MASHABLE I’m sick to the back teeth of saying sorry for doing my job. There, I said it. I have been apologising for the tone and content of my emails since the beginning of my career. Finally, I’m learning not to temper the way I communicate. SEE ALSO: This subscription box for single women is everything that’s wrong with tech bro culture A recent article about the “emotional labour of female emails” made me realise that I wasn’t the …

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Which Buffy Character You Are, Based On Your Zodiac Sign

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Daniella Urdinlaiz Are you a Buffy fan? Do your interests also include speaking at length about natal charts at parties? Then look no further! Let me welcome you to a place where Buffy The Vampire Slayer and astrology collide! the article you never knew you needed. Just sit back, relax, grab your goblet of blood (or wine) and commune with the stars! Or sod off, I don’t care. Daniella Urdinlaiz SAGITARRIUS: XANDER (November 23rd to December 21st) Woo, you got Xander! Lets have anotherwoo? …

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7 Bikini Pic Poses That Will Get You A ‘U Up?’ Text

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As the summer has (finally) come upon us, so too has the time to take highly staged bikini photos while “relaxing” by the pool. Fucking duh. And no one does highly staged bikini photos relaxing by the pool better than the thirstiest thots on Instagram. You know the ones Im talking about. The ones who pose totally candidly on a public beach with their areolae (that’s the plural form of “areola” btw) practically on display and caption the photo Happy Memorial …

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‘The Big Bang Theory’ recap: Sheldon and Amy face a new challenge

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[Spoiler alert! The following article contains spoilers from the latest episode of The Big Bang Theory] Sheldon and the gang cant catch a break in the latest episode of The Big Bang Theory. After what seemed like an enormous high, personal and professional struggles shook up the groups living situation. After Colonel Richard Williams tasked the boys with a nearly impossible endeavor, the genius power of Leonard, Howard and Sheldon prevailed and the group opened the episode toasting to their …

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I tried to join an Instagram pod and it was like something out of ‘Mean Girls’

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… messaged my friend and colleague Brian Wong who took pity on me and added me to one of his pods. “Alright so my pods are pretty strict lol,” he told me, explaining that I would have to explain that I’m researching an article. I accepted his terms and was added to the pod. I wrote a quick introduction and hit send before proofreading it. Big mistake. “Hey! Thanks for letting me into your pod! I’m doing some research on pods for a feature on IG pods! So far …

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What Couples Say On Their Wedding Website Vs. What They Actually Mean

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Anyone who has ever had a bestie get married knows at least one thing is true: the wedding website is a den of lies. And its not just the photos of the couple looking happy on a beach, when you know for a fact theyve spent every spring break for the past five years screaming at each other, that are bullshit. The most insane lies come when reading the couples story, wherein the bride and groom (or groom and groom, its 2017 after all) tell some fake-ass Disney-fied version of their relationship …

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