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Matt Damon’s Sexual Harassment Comments Prove He Should Just Stop Talking

Ugh, Matt Damon is back on his bullshit, and this time he’s saying a bunch of offensive word vomit about sexual misconduct. A Vulture article reported on some of Damon’s quotes from an interview with Peter Travers, and tbh the guy just does not know when to stfu. When asked about the recent reckoning of powerful men in Hollywood, Damon said, “I do believe that there’s a spectrum of behavior. And we’re going to have to figure — you know, …

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4 WTF Lessons The World Teaches Us About Sexualizing Teens

… It’s not a coincidence that all of these songs focus on this very young age. Now, most Americans consider the age of consent to be 18 (even though that’s actually only the case for a fifth of the states). Remember the countdown clocks to when Emma Watson turned 18? Or how about this article from CNN, “Countdown For Kendall Jenner Turning 18: Gross Or Fair Game?” Let me go ahead and solve that Rubik’s Cube for you, CNN: It’s gross. We’re obsessed with the …

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5 Things Nobody Tells You About Trying To Get Pregnant

… least 18 years. So I guess the horrors of trying to conceive are actually just an introduction to (what I’m going to assume must be) the constant mind-numbing terror of parenthood. Oh good. I feel better now. See more dark, funny things from Lydia on Twitter. Look, here’s some delicious Giant Pocky, because we don’t really know anything about fertility medicine. If you loved this article and want more content like this, support our site with a visit to our Contribution Page. Or …

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Here’s What Arie Luyendyk Jr. Has Been Doing For The Past Five Years

Did you know we have a podcast dedicated to all things The Bachelor? It’s called The Betchelor podcast & it’s hilarious af. Listen & subscribe! If you care anything about or like, have internet or television, you know there’s been a lot of shit going around about Arie last-name-starts-with-an-L Jr. aka the Bachelor none of us wanted but somehow we got. He fucks Arizona sorority girls (allegedly). He had a girlfriend five minutes …

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The 7 Most Insane & Iconic Moments From ‘Riverdale’ Season 1

In case you’re not one of my friends that I force to read my articles loyal readers, then you probably don’t know that I’m v obsessed with The CW’s . Not only is the show addictive AF but it’s also making me, like, realize stuff. For instance, suddenly I’m realizing Cole Sprouse seems less like one-half of the whitest twins to ever grace the Disney Channel and more like the the tortured bad boy I want to late night sext. Also, that gingers are hot. …

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5 Ridiculously Huge Crimes America Covered Up

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… American tribe at the Battle Of Fallen Timbers. It is hard to feel good about that victory, in retrospect. 1 The United States Covered Up Japan’s Atrocious Human Experiments In Exchange For The Resulting Data Japan’s World War II biological warfare Unit 731 was … well, you know this article ain’t about kitten sanctuaries. Unit 731 operated a horror-lab in Harbin, China. They conducted involuntary human experiments on POWs and civilians, including live human …

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6 Ways Me And The Boys Messed Around With My Nanas Stair Lift Ranked By How Sick My Nana Thought It Was

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… definitely over the weight limit, but somehow it didn’t break. It was sick. When it was over, my nana was just stomping around the house with her walker screaming, “Fuck damn yes!” a bunch of times really loud at nobody in particular. Eventually her old-ass bones got pretty tired out and she had to take a nap in her big chair. I love my nana. She’s the best. Read more: http://www.clickhole.com/article/6-ways-me-and-boys-messed-around-my-nanas-stair-li-6710 …

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Target Is Releasing Their Own Brand Of Wine This Weekend & It’s Super Cheap

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Get ready to pair wine with shampoo, tampons, Kleenex, paper towels, Doritos, a bandage skirt, well really fucking everything because Target is selling their own brand of wine now. Imagine all of those times you went to Target to buy one thing and left after spending $200. Now it’s going to be $220 because each bottle of Target wine costs $5, so you might as well grab as many will fit in your basket. The brand is called “California Roots,” which is funny because god …

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Jerry Lewis, comedian, dies at 91

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(CNN)Jerry Lewis, the slapstick-loving comedian, innovative filmmaker and generous fundraiser for the Muscular Dystrophy Association, died Sunday after a brief illness, said his publicist, Candi Cazau. He was 91. Lewis first gained fame for his frenzied comedy-and-music act with singer Dean Martin. When that ended in the mid-1950s, Lewis went solo, and by the early ’60s, he had become a top draw in movies such as “The Bellboy,” “The Nutty Professor” and “The …

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Scott Disick Has A New 20-Year-Old Hookup

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Scott Disick doesn’t seem to be so into serious dating these days, instead passing his time with a variety of hot women all under the age of 22. His newest potential flame is Canadian model Lindsay Vrckovnik—yes, that’s her real name and I didn’t just have a seizure on the keyboard—who’s hot but not hot enough to get away with having a name that hard to spell. Scott and Lindsay were seen leaving a Hollywood nightclub together earlier this week, …

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